Kardashian

A person who runs directly into oncoming traffic, but tries to avoid being hit at the last second.

"Took many Kardashians will spoil the dash board of your car!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO August 15, 2023

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Kim Kardashian

plastic

person 1:all i see is plastic
person 2: Ohhh thats kim kardashian

by jsbdj November 27, 2021

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Qasim kardashian is the sexiest man in the world maybe even the universe he’s so sexy that his mom ate him and he won an award for the sexiest man alive also his balls always hurt for some weird reason and he thinks he’s gay and has a t h i c c ass also people keep looking at him coz of his asshole because he walks around naked he’s so fucking sexy and has a great sense of humor and has 100000000000000000000 *insert currency here* *produces 12 gallons of cum*

Qasim kardashian is so famous and nice and good to hang out with I don’t even know what I’m writing at this point

by Qasim kardashian July 4, 2022

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Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian is a serious illness discovered in Calabasas when Kris Jenner gave birth to this disease in 1850. This disease includes having a shopping kink and getting married 5 times in 1 year and divorcing after 72 days.

Jenny: “Stacy is acting autistic”
Amber: “She’s got the Kim Kardashian!”
Jenny: “Ouch that’s worse than cancer”

by Cupcakke'sPubicHair November 10, 2022

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Self-Kardashianing

-To self promote
-Usually attempted by individuals with little to no talent.

Those that preform these heinous acts, often lack character, skills as well as a basic understanding of right and wrong.

Please stop self-kardashianing. Your parents grow weary and you’re not gaining anything. A paid ho is still a ho. They just agreed on a dollar amount

by VanillaThunder96 May 9, 2022

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