This is when you spin her on your dick like a Beyblade and then stand up while she is still spinning. You then pick her up and start jumping and when she's about to puke you throw her onto the bed and jump on top of her. You then proceed to ejaculate onto her breasts while she pukes onto your dick.
by BDB420 June 7, 2021
Get the Dizzy Kangaroomug. Formal proceedings to expose the lies told by UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson when he denied breaking his own laws to hold parties in government offices during the COVID pandemic crisis and resulting national lockdowns.
"Their purpose from the beginning has been to find me guilty, regardless of the facts. This is the very definition of a kangaroo court." - RT Hon. Boris Johnson
by Pollitica June 9, 2023
Get the Kangaroo Courtmug. When in desperation to hide an erect penis, a person, tucks it up through their pants so that the head is resting on said persons stomach. However the aforementioned person’s shirt does not cover the head. Letting it stick out of the pants like a joey in a mother kangaroos pouch.
Ron: so Harry was trying to hide his wand in class so he tucked it up in his robe but you could totally see the tip.
Hermione: ewe you mean like the Kangaroo Manuver
Hermione: ewe you mean like the Kangaroo Manuver
by TyBunk November 2, 2010
Get the Kangaroo Manuvermug. When you get selected to join an instagram live video with your idol Ebanie Bridges and feel the need to introduce your penis to the world first.
by Kangaroo tailed November 17, 2021
Get the Kangaroo Tailedmug. 1. When someone cheats you out of an opportunity, or when someone deceives you, so they can get the upper-hand in a competition.
2. Losing in a fighting against a broken character.
2. Losing in a fighting against a broken character.
by ShadownKnuckles July 15, 2017
Get the Kangarooedmug. Animals that have escaped from, "The ministry of Strange, Unusual and Impossible things." Have you ever wondered why Kangaroos stand out from all other animals so much? I mean, They are huge, they look like a mix of a human and a giant rabbit, but with weird holes instead of bellybuttons? But being the smartest in the Ministry Containment Of Odd Animals, they somehow escaped their cage and are out and about, causing havoc and chaos. Global Warming? More like nauseous gas that kangaroos have farted out. Water contamination isn't because of harmful chemicals and un- sanitized water. It's because kangaroos are infecting it. Kangaroos want to see the world crumble. If you ever see a kangaroo, run as fast as you can. They can kick you 100 metres in the air.
National Geographic guy: "And here, we have a kangaroo in its natural habitat..."
Me: "TURN IT OFF ! KANGAROOS ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL! TURN IT OFF!"
Me: "TURN IT OFF ! KANGAROOS ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL! TURN IT OFF!"
by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner January 22, 2023
Get the Kangaroomug. Sean- "hey matt did you fuck that fat chick last night?"
Matt- "no i just gave her a rotten kangaroo"
Sean-"awesome"
Matt- "no i just gave her a rotten kangaroo"
Sean-"awesome"
by 69420yolo May 23, 2014
Get the rotten kangaroomug.