kerney-Itis

A rare conundrum that causes bad things (usually sexual) to happen to someone

Did you hear what Logan did withh that girl

Ya must have been a bad case of Kerney-Itis

by Cole_Gub69 September 20, 2023

itis

when used as a noun, and not a suffix, denotes that anxious feeling of waiting for something to be done

"Neighdeene gettin' the itis waitin' for her shift at Taco Bell to end!"

by George Leo August 15, 2022

Scare-ity

Scare-ity – Same meaning as fear. Being scared of something, to have a phobia.

Example1: Spiders are one of my scare-ities.

Example2: Scare-ity is a word made up by a drunk man named Larry that can’t think of the word fear or phobia.

by Latina_Lorie August 20, 2009

Uncle-itis

When a niece or nephew begins to experience physical distress due to separation from his/her favorite uncle. This can manifest in the form of nightmares or oftentimes, severe crying. Only the reuniting of said uncle and niece/nephew will cure this disease.

Oh no! Maya and Odelia are developing a bad case of uncle-itis. Better get Rami back home soon.

by crembo February 1, 2023

epic-sis-ity

A word used in the same context as epicness.

That place was overflowing with epic-sis-ity! Also see dubya speak

by mooby muffen July 5, 2010

squat-itis

A condition where horny sorostitutes are so obsessed with squatting on cock that they cannot control themselves. Often causes arthritis in the knees.

Look at that slut flashing her ham wallet, definitely has a case of squat-itis.

by I'm Brian April 12, 2011

me-itis

Everything is about them. People that are selfish and only put themselves first. They make their own rules and refuse to do anything for anyone.

The rest of the world is following stay at home orders during co-vid 19 while he secretly opens his bar to let customers come in to drink and having them pay double. He’s one of those people with me-itis.

by Sandra Dee Will April 18, 2020