blonde speak

The given language predominately spoken by blonde females and does not have a set pattern of speech. It is not easily understood by non-blondes, male or female. Males especially struggle understanding the language when spoken aloud and believe it is open to their interpretation. That "interpretation" of the language has been known to be the main culprit in relationship issues and physical altercations.

He never understood her blonde speak and is therefore sitting home alone in front of his big screen with a bag of Cheetos.

by native speaker February 4, 2012

legally blonding

An attractive woman persuading others to do things based on her looks and charm.

Did you see how she was legally blonding herself into the VIP section?

by JaimeLannister January 25, 2022

Blonde Boyz

Blonde Boyz love the Cage.

Guy 1: Yo bro I loved that Nick Cage movie!
Guy 2: Dude are you blonde?
Guy 1: Yeah why?
Guy 2: Blonde Boyz love the Cage.

by Weegee420 October 24, 2019

Blonde-squad

A group of dumb blonde stereotypes who are the school's alfa pack. They enjoy tasteless gossip, following trends, and overpriced clothing. They are the first girls to be openly liked by popular guys, but not the first to get boyfriends, because the people who actually get boyfriends aren't superficial jerks, and have emotions other than snake. They have 6-year-old mentalities and insults, such as the well known "I'm not gonna invite you to my birthday party!" and the infamous "I'm telling!" (even if they are at fault). The Blonde-squad frowns upon outsiders, nerds, rebels, and non-trend-followers like me. They are sassy, but mean sassy, not fun sassy. When given an irrefutable retort, they will respond with an embarrassed "whatever." and then stalk away with their troupe in tow. this makes them think they won, when in reality the retort-giver is the obvious winner. To this day, no one knows why they are so popular, because the whole school hates them.

Synonyms:
THE squad, Squad A, the Plastics, Populars, you get the drill...

blonde-squad girl: (in class) how do you spell wood?
me: (stares in disbelief ) I'm sorry, what?!
blonde-squad girl: Oh my gosh, are that stupid? I asked how you spell wood!
me: (gives up all hope on America) W-O-O-D.
blonde-squad girl: I knew you weren't dumb!
me: (under my breath) can't say i feel the same way about you...
blonde-squad girl: huh?

me: nothing...

by HawkinsAV_22 May 29, 2018

blond amputee

When someone makes some bomb food and they serve it to you.
Also a substitute for bon appetite

Emily:"I made my baby some chicken pot pie."
Jose:" Blond Amputee"

by EmilyTooSavage November 28, 2016

Bland on Blond

Watching girl on girl action, but with one of the aforementioned ladies much less attractive than the other

I went to Keiths the other night as he had some new lezzie films, in this one film this stunning blond bird was scissoring off with a double edged crystal wand with this right minger - it was a typical case of "Bland on Blond

by cheffykins August 8, 2010

blonde-spond

The only proper way to respond to mansplaining: feigning ignorance.

Mansplain: See, they put it in an oven, which is basically just a way to make it hot...
Blonde-spond: Oh, so you mean like the opposite of a fridge?

by Grandma Richard December 31, 2020