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Johnston's Jaw

Johnston's Jaw is an ailment that is commonly found in alcoholic young women.
It is caused when the drunk women participate in fellatio.
With the extended time the jaw is wide open and the grinding caused, it wears down the jaw bone and cause's pain for month's and even years
That slut student nurse got her jaw fucked up by that rugby team at uni.
She went to the doctor and he diagnosed her with Johnston's Jaw
by IBM Sophie February 27, 2008
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Ratchet Jaw

When you do a lot of Coke or Crank & your jaw involuntarily moves in and out or back and forth.
I did a line of glass last night and I still have ratchet jaw, I'm going to be sore as fuck tomorrow.
by Cum Slinger November 6, 2015
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cock jaws

A group of complete and total idiots, and/or morons that can't figure out the simplest of task(s).
Those guys over there are a complete bunch of cock jaws.
by Cisnet January 5, 2009
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blue jaw

"That damn blue jaw stole my bike."
by Lee dub October 30, 2007
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wing-jaw

To jump over a wall or similar object by placing both hands on top and swinging your legs over in a gymnastic-like maneuver.
Jimmy wing-jawed himself up into the boat as his friends applauded his skill.
by ZacchiG October 30, 2007
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Jaw Crusher

He's the almighty supreme leader, and he loves rice. Leader of the Asian Boys organization, he aims for his club to be the best. When Sprout was released, he made a whole video about Sprout ruining his feelings and now, he somewhat regrets that plant being put into the game. He's also a (cool) Discord admin, and loves baiting Joosh in real life. The crusher of jaws himself calls Masterking and Andy bad, and thinks that his mods are slacking.

He's really into Marvel and superhero stuff, really likes those movies and mass pinging.
Masterking: Why did Jaw Crusher call me bad?
Andy: Because he thinks you're folding the game.
Masterking: What a dictator!
by captaincto January 3, 2022
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monkey jaw

When someone is on speed, cocaine more often than not, and their jaw swings from side to side like monkeys in the jungle.
My friend must have done a bump before his set, because he's got monkey jaws,

little guys are swinging from ear to ear.
by C dub February 20, 2019
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