yer ma's face

the ultimate comeback for the typical slag-fest
Person one: "Aye, yer ma"
Person two: "Aye, yer face"
Person one: "Aye, yer ma's face!"

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by Turtle Genius December 31, 2009
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wheesh yer gub

to tell someone to shut up, spoken mainly in Edinburgh.
I'm sick of listening to you, just wheesh yer gub!
by auldman August 24, 2011
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Yer Somethin'

This is often used to describe all the good qualities of a person without actually describing all the qualities at one time. Packing all the good in one box with no fancy wrapping paper.
Sally just acted out a series of good heart warming acts. Johnny didn't want to describe everything he thought was nice in a ten minute conversation so he just replied, "Yer Somethin'"
by TooGoodG August 15, 2011
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Kick yer cunt in box

At first glance, it may seem like your standard Munchie Box, however, consuming such a box gives the owner extreme anger issues and a primal urge to protect the box and it's contents, no matter the cost.
Consumer: "Oh yes, my box, my precious."
Scrounger: "Here mate, whit kind eh box is that?"
Consumer: "It's a kick yer cunt in box if ye keep looking at it!"
by Muirhouse Patter September 19, 2019
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yer mom gay

yer mom gay is self explanatory
my sister thinks it weird when I say yer mom gay and that she love my dic idk why
she's the weird one here..
ehe...
by yermomsogayshefuckedmydick February 26, 2022
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Juss flippin' yer switchiz

Da humorous "addendum remark" dat ya write after texting a sarcastic/silly remark, to let your message's recipient know dat you were merely kidding around wif him.
Me: Zheeeesh... dat sure was some blizzard we had last night --- da trees and bushes are all covered wif snow!
You: I see dat --- well, it should perfect weather to put on a bathing suit and charge headlong into da underbrush!
Me: Iz you plumb-insane??? I'd get all cold and wet wif da fresh snow deluging down on my bare skin!!!
You: I knooooowwwwwww....!!! Juss flippin' yer switchiz, Dude... (wink, tongue-out emoticons)
Me: Smart-a**!! :P :P
by QuacksO March 23, 2019
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Juss flappin' yer coat-tails

In other words, juss sassin' ya. Comes from da playful-but-annoying practice of coming up behind someone who's wearing a long jacket with a divided lower back, grabbing da jacket just above da slit, and then vigorously/rapidly yanking da lower part of da jacket in and out to make da pair of tails slap against da person's butt.
Me: If yer too warm, why doncha go take a dip in da ocean?
You: Jump in da ocean??? Are you crazy??? It's chilly and whitecaps-windy out there!
Me: I know, I know... juss flappin' yer coat-tails...! :D
by QuacksO March 23, 2019
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