leech

A fake friend, who is in a single sided relationship. They suck up all your energy and cling on to you like you’re the messiah. They call and text 2957261 times a day and if you don’t pick up or reply they get very upset. They suck all the energy out of you until you have nothing left to give and you need therapy.

She was such a leech that at the end I had nothing left to give.

by YoYoMom February 22, 2020

Leeching

Eating a girl out when she's on her period

I was leeching her last night.
I leeched her last night, it wasn't that bad.
I don't care I'm going to leech her

by Last_Top_Hat May 21, 2024

Leech

1. Someone who is constantly borrowing money from their partner / friends / family and never pays it back.

2. A person over 40 who no longer lives at home but who still doesn't pay rent, utilities, insurance etc and bleeds their family dry.

Andy is a leech, he is 45 and his parents still pay for all his rent and bills.

by Elizabeth Ashley July 22, 2024

Leech Man

Basically a dickhead who stares at women ALL the time, comments on them in a sexual way and doesn't stop talking about them to his mates, or himself. Basically sticking to any women he finds attractive.

Josh sees a woman who he finds 'fit'
He turns to his mates.
"OI OI SHES FIT INNT SHE!! NICE ASS BABY!"
*Next day*
"Ayyeee she was so fit fucking hell."
-Leech man

by Floppy Wanger August 18, 2016

Bitch leech

Someone who bitches about everything, every hour, every minute, to every second and they drain the energy out of you like a leech

That person is a bitch leech they wouldn't stop bitching about how I was looking about her boyfreind, for like the whole day"

by Middleschoolar October 14, 2022

Leech

A retarded redneck with a crusty ass mullet named dirty dick Dan

Dirty dick Dan is a leech. He latched onto my pooper just to get a log of shit on his mustache

by Dirty dick Daniel January 8, 2019

Ono leech

Any follower of Yoko Ono who believes in everything she says no matter what just because she was John Lennon's wife. (People who wouldn't give a shit about her if she wasn't with John wouldn't count as Ono Leeches.

"Oooh, I just got this new Yoko album!!"
"If it weren't for John, she wouldn't even sing, let alone get a record deal."
"Don't say that! She's amazing!"
"You're such an Ono Leech"

by powderdrain December 29, 2009