Chicken Thanksgiving

Any event that is exceptionally incongruous or illogical according to the conventional reality in which it happens.
This is based on the idea of chicken during thanksgiving being something associatively, factually incorrect.

Yo man this grey orb phased through my closet and thanked me for buying a car I don't even have. What the hell? I think I just had a chicken thanksgiving.

by Darksack November 21, 2019

Alabama Thanksgiving Turkey

The Alabama Thanksgiving Turkey is the act of fucking a cooked turkey, cumming inside of the turkey, and then feeding the turkey to your family on Thanksgiving.

Person: I gave my family an Alabama Thanksgiving Turkey and they fucking loved it!

by Vishy69 February 28, 2020

brazilian thanksgiving

A brazilian thanksgiving is when you fuck a girl in the ass and make her suck the gravy (shit) off your dick until she gobbles like a turkey.

I had becky giving me a brazilian thanksgiving until my neghibors called the cops because my turkey calls were to loud.

by Brazilian thanksgiving November 24, 2021

No thanks bro

An act of declining

When the presidence daughter says she want wants some over time with you

-No thanks bro-

by Mangolandzs April 10, 2023

Me Too Thanks

Originated from /r/me_irl, this phrase is used when you see a post/comment that you agree with and/or can relate to a lot. Occasionally you will find large comment chains with 98% of the comments being "me too thanks", and sometimes when it gets absurdly long, mods might join the chain

Redditor 1: I'm gay

Redditor 2: me too thanks

Redditor 3: me too thanks

Redditor 4: I'm straight

Subreddit Mod: me too thanks

Redditor 6: me too thanks

Subreddit Owner: me too thanks

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by Hex4Nova April 9, 2017

Thanks Dad

When somebody either gives you information or advice you don't care for, or you are somehow wronged due to peculiar circumstances, you say "Thanks Dad".

When someone says: "You shouldn't put granola bars in the toaster" and removes them, you say "Thanks Dad"

A stray frisbee from a nearby game strikes you. You state "Thanks Dad" to nobody in particular.

by Ivan Fish January 13, 2009

Canadian Thanksgiving

First established in 1987 by Canadian Parliament in an attempt to prove that Canada is a real country. Today Canadian Thanksgiving is celebrated in one country (Canada) by dozens of people.

No it's not the real Thanksgiving, it's Canadian Thanksgiving.

by dockboy November 14, 2010