Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please

An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.

First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.

“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”

by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024

thank you helen

a word used to display extreme thankfulness. usually used towards someone you love, particularly named helen.

friend 1: *gives a gift*
friend 2: thank you helen!

by sonya & shauna February 24, 2019

Thank you, Rachel.

Based on an r/facepalm post. Refers to an article written by Rachel Link of Authority Nutrition about how to limit hangover symptoms, with the first tip being "limit alcohol consumption".

This is a response to someone who says something stupidly obvious.

Article: "Beginner's tips for highway driving: 1) Wear a seatbelt." Derek: "Thank you, Rachel."

by JTBSpartan September 3, 2019

Hey, at least he did have the decency to THANK you for the sex

A valid-but-rather-insensitive retort dat could be given when a naively-hopeful lady complains dat a guy whom she'd assumed would become a "real" romantic partner for her merely performed a brief "wham, bam, thank you, ma'am" routine and then bailed on her.

If a dude tries to "comfort" you after you'd suffered a failed romantic encounter by saying, "Hey, at least he did have the decency to THANK you for the sex", this may indicate dat HE HIMSELF is somewhat of da same "only interested in one thing" mindset as your unfeeling "cut and run" date was, and so he might not be a very good "main squeeze" candidate for you, either.

by QuacksO February 28, 2020

mama thank you very much you know that i love chicken nuggets

The voiceline itself was catchy from the Philippines, on TikTok, Facebook and among others, well this phrase was referenced to a video named "Back To School Hacks with Mama Melai" on YouTube, the video was about Melai Cantiveros, a Filipino actress, comedian, and host, was making breakfast to her kids, meanwhile at 8:45, the kid with the Uniform was saying the words: "mama thank you very much you know that i love chicken nuggets". Well the video went viral on Social Media Platforms. The video

here your nuggets kids, mama thank you very much you know that i love chicken nuggets

by whatthefools001 October 28, 2022

Italian Thank You

To suck somebody’s dick as a way to thank someone

Person 1: “did he at least thank him?”

Person 2: “yeah Italian Thank You and everything”

by Jaber2doodle May 30, 2025

Thank you slap

The slap someone deserves when they're trying to help but making things worse.

Shawna: "Hey everyone! Bella is single now, so she's dating again if you're interested!"
Bella : "Shawna! What are you doing?!"
Shawna: "I'm helping you out, girl!"
Bella: "Oh. You're so kind, I think you deserve a thank you slap!"

by just like honey November 19, 2022