Texas

The best state in America in my opinion

Everything's bigger in Texas

by ToxicVulture12 December 23, 2024

Texas

In this context, "Texas" refers to the first state to implement a ban on cellphones in classrooms, leading parents to give their children the classic Texas Instruments calculator which has always remained unchanged since 1995—despite kids often wanting the latest iPhone.

After Texas banned cellphones in class, my parents handed me a Texas Instruments calculator, while all I wanted was the newest iPhone to keep up with my friends.

by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025

texas bug fucker

An errant golf shot that fails to go airborne but skips very fast along the ground, never going higher than a foot or two. So fast, in fact, that the golf ball is figuratively fucking a bug. Called a Texas Bug Fucker by Texas golfers, and really by golfers everywhere.

Charlie topped the golf ball off the tea and it skittered so fast that it burned a path down the fairway. It was a real Texas Bug Fucker.

by WordMan1965 April 29, 2014

Texas Tyrant

Any number of Texas politicians who support radical, oppressive, or authoritarian government policies

Texas Tyrants typically support things like the Patriot Act, corporate power, and the war on women, while opposing healthcare, the environment, workers rights, gay rights etc.

Some examples of Texas Tyrants:
George W Bush
Rick Perry
Ted Cruz
Tom DeLay

by Real_American March 29, 2015

Texas Smokehouse

When you have a drag from a smoke or a go at the bong, you then blow it into a woman's vagina, you can also have the option to inhale it back out.

"Woah, man, did you hear about Jessica? Dave tried the Texas Smokehouse on her and she's in hospital!"

by Lord Bill The Janitor January 26, 2016

Texas Wiz Kid

A person who urinates as hard as possible in a public restroom in order to trick people into thinking that their dick is big.

Steven: Did you hear Jared peeing this morning? So loud. He must have a monster dong.
Mitch: Naw man. It's a trick. He's nothing but a Texas Wiz Kid.

by Ode Sauce March 3, 2017

Texas Twiggy

A tall skinny woman from Texas named Shelley Duvall.

She's so Texas, She's thin as a twig, She's the Texas Twiggy!

by Doubt-tee Thomas February 10, 2023