Tender Beer

A Tender Beer is when your dick is very soft and you are pissing your mind out from beer.

Accidently pissed myself from drinking last night. Ripped a Tender Beer.

by funnymanbro February 10, 2024

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The legendary spell casted by the radical wizard gandolf gabe born in the endless fire of eon captured by the halu kept in the forge he escaped running down the forges halls he found the elusive chicken nugget and casted his first spell triangle isosceles circle chicken tender avocado never to beseen again exept by his grandma he likes her cooking and his mom for his nightly bed time story and warm milk and cookies

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by ya boi V sauce October 15, 2018

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Tenderizing the taco

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She was tenderizing the taco with all that buzzing

by Snowdick March 14, 2023

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Boot Tender

An inmate who is a frequent victim of sexual assault and employs the strategy of keeping a larger more dominant violent inmate's boots in their cell, to display ownership—or the illusion of ownership—in an attempt to establish protection by said dominant inmate.

Charlie, if you don’t want to be called a boot tender, stand up for your self. I have never met a more natural submissive.

by “El” Ron Hubbard February 24, 2025

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by PandaJizz42 November 3, 2023

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