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The Flaming Teabag

An act, whereby an individual sets fire to ones own scrotum for the expressed purpose of striking a despised person with greater insult than conventional "Teabagging".
The conceptual theory is as follows:
Person (A) loaths Person (B) to such a degree that a conventional Teabagging would prove unsatisfying. Person (A) deduces that to express said loathing on a proper physical scale to Person (B), is to douse their own scrotum in lighter fluid and ignite once Person (B) is unconscience or otherwise incapacitated. The next step is to ignite and strike Person (B) upon their forehead, nose, lips or chin with his burning testicals.
This act expession loathing to such degree that one would disfigure their own genitals to insult and emotionally scar their nemesis.
"Yea, I'll be in intensive care for a while... but man, i served that bitch the flaming teabag. It was worth it. I hate that whore."
by Doug Phillips March 27, 2008
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Teabag Rape

When a man shoves his balls into someone's mouth without their consent.
Kyle: Did you hear that Kelsey got teabag raped?

Lauren: *sigh* She got TEABAGGED
by David Gray May 30, 2006
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teabag

Dipping one's nuts in a chicks mouth, or when the party crashin' asshole passes out, you 'drape' the ballsack over the face. Another more finely tuned version, saved for the fat bitch that won't leave you alone, The Cleveland Steamer with a Reverse Tea Bag. -Leave a steamer on her chest as you dip your nuts in her mouth.. -For those 'special occasions' :)
"Dude, you pass out, one of these assholes WILL tea bag you!"
by Tenacious D March 26, 2003
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Teabagger

christian bragger, diversity lagger, anti-fagger, environmental dragger, equal rights clagger, pointing finger wagger, fox news tagger, truth gagger, fear jagger, greed swagger, tax sagger, world peace fragger, douche bagger
Can you believe they nearly assaulted an innocent man at their anti-mosque rally? Yes, they're a bunch of Teabaggers!
by non-bagger August 25, 2010
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teabagger

A conservative republican who protests against income taxes by rubbing their nutsacks in each other's faces.
Senator David Vitter is a teabagger who wants to cut government programs during a recession.
by notmyrealname99 April 10, 2009
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teabagger

A living humanoid baring a skull that is vacant of a brain and a mouth that is only silenced while suckling on an oversized scrotum hence the name "tea-bagger".
Teabagger: Did you hear Obama is planing on contaminating our waters with a chemical that will encourage us to lose weight and prevent us from fornicating with our close relatives.

Random Person: One can only hope.

Teabagger: I WILL NOT STAND FOR THAT!!!! I LIKE FUCKIN' MY SISTER!!!

Person with Oversized Scrotum: Hold on. I'll Shut him up. Here... open your mouth and say ahhh.

Teabagger: Bout' time you showed up. Come to poppa.
by uzi killer September 19, 2011
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teabag

V. - To bring shame and humiliation on a helpless opponent by repeatedly placing ones scrotum, or nuts in their face or mouth. Also can refer to any act which is intended to mimic this repeated scrotal contact.
Joe was crying tears of frustration and shame when I pistol whipped him and proceeded to teabag his fragged corpse until he respawned.
by Les Miller October 13, 2007
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