human tampon

Some one who has sex with a girl and allows her to bleed over his penis.

"Luke and Mary had sex and Mary used Luke's penis as a human tampon by bleeding all over it while he penetrated"

by A.S Davis May 18, 2009

tainted tampon

the process of ripping out the girls tampon while she is asleep and put glue on it and shove it back into her vagina and put glue on it and stick it back in

i gave carla a tainted tampon last night

by helter skeltor September 9, 2014

tampon torpedo

A tampon torpedo is when a girl pulls out her bloody tampon, sticks it in her ass, and farts shooting the tampon out like a torpedo

Man the sex was great then she hit me with a tampon torpedo

by Ace102007 April 22, 2020

Tampon TeaBag

This is an orgy based activity where someone cums into the mouth of another's with a fresh blood dripping tampon, being swaped with saliva and spit with other love bits, this process with be repeated person to person, mouth to mouth, blood, cum, and other body fluids mixing together like concrete, until it reaches the last victim, from therefore, they will then return that evening's unique concoxin, to the rightful owner of the hot chocolate mug that the kids drink out of, now to the climax of this activity where the person who cums first must drink the special cocktail tampon and all.

Did you hear Michelle the dumb bitch cumed first and had to drink the tampon teabag?

by Redrocket912 December 18, 2021

Drama Tampon

Adjective.

A person that creates and gravitates towards so much drama that they seem to be absorbing it in a manner that resembles a feminine product designed to soak up the byproduct of the female menstrual cycle.

See: dramadrama queen

Have you seen Kanye West's latest Twitter feuds? That guy is a drama tampon.

by Come on Fwqwhgads September 8, 2016

The French Tampon

When you soak your tampons in only the finest French champagnes. Such as a Salon Blanc de Blancs Le Mesnil-sur-Oger 2002. or a Pol Roger Sir Winston Churchill. Chilled is best, the champagne and the tampon.

"J'ai trempé mon tampon uniquement dans le meilleur champagne français" - How you tell people you are doing the French Tampon.

by Le Chatouilleur Français March 7, 2023

Butt tampon

The product of toilet paper being rolled up and shoved up the anal cavity in order to prevent swamp ass;the combination a sweat and poop in the butthole

The boy dropped his butt tampon during a soccer game on a humid day

by Slaybae24 October 15, 2017