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toilet talk

The act of bailing out the water from a toilet in order to converse via the toilet pipes with inmates on another floor whilst incarcerated.
Inmate 1103 has crap and piss on his face cuz he's been toilet talking with inmate 3034
by Toastyghosty January 14, 2008
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gun talk

An MC rapping about how they will teach someone (especially a rival MC) a lesson using a variety of firearms.
"I got 7 Mac 11's
about 8 38s
9 9s
10 Mac 10s
These shits never end
You cant touch my riches
Even if you had MC Hammer and them 357 bitches"
(Biggie Smalls, Gun Talk)
by daboha October 3, 2011
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talk to Jackson

Take 20 bucks for the info given.
Q: So where was Ray last time you saw him?
A: I'll talk to Jackson.
by mrjimmy December 9, 2008
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Dopey talk

Childish or unnecessary terminology or dialogue people use in conversations to sound cute or funny. Some find it fun and play along, others find it sometimes condescending, rude, or superfluous altogether.

The most common dopey talk is in grocery stores by customers that joke around about prices of items, discounts, etc. As in, an item doesn't scan so it automatically becomes free.
Example 1 of dopey talk

*You enter the room with taco bell only to be eaten by yourself*

Asshole: "HEY! YOU BROUGHT ME LUNCH! HAW HAW!"

You: "...."

Example 2

Clerk: "Is there anything else I can get you?"

Customer: "Yeah, how about the winning lottery numbers!?"
by Bruk March 5, 2010
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Tiger talk

an uncomfortable conversation between a man and his wife, or girlfriend, who is caught cheating with another person or multiple people. The angry talking to a man gets when his wife finds another girl's phone # on his cell phone
My wife gave me the Tiger talk after she found that Vegas cocktail waitress' phone # on my cell
by Wildcard007 December 10, 2009
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Talking scary

When someone talks about you behind your back but when confronted gets scared and denies everything
Tia- “ayo bitch was you talking shit?”

Toad- “no? Where’d that come from. You’re like my best friend

Tia- “hahaha this bitch talking scary”
by King kerchak September 12, 2019
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Talking to the Count

The Mountain Peak of overtired. When someone is "Talking to the Count" coherent words cease to come out of there mouth. In the most extreme of cases, the effected being may start to talk to an imaginary figure. Many imaginary figures have been reported, the most common being The Count from sesame street. The reason why, is still unknown.
Amy: Hey Chris, why are you acting so strange?
Chris: One bat, Muh ha ha ha... man your funny...
Amy: Are you talking to the Count?
Chris: Two bat, Muh ha ha ha...
Amy: God, you are talking to the count.
Chris: Three bats?
by Chris "The Fire Wizard" King December 18, 2008
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