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toilet talk

The act of bailing out the water from a toilet in order to converse via the toilet pipes with inmates on another floor whilst incarcerated.
Inmate 1103 has crap and piss on his face cuz he's been toilet talking with inmate 3034
by Toastyghosty January 14, 2008
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gun talk

An MC rapping about how they will teach someone (especially a rival MC) a lesson using a variety of firearms.
"I got 7 Mac 11's
about 8 38s
9 9s
10 Mac 10s
These shits never end
You cant touch my riches
Even if you had MC Hammer and them 357 bitches"
(Biggie Smalls, Gun Talk)
by daboha October 3, 2011
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Talking to text

When a guy/girl is on your line and you have no clue what they’re talking about or they say something so off the wall they confuse you.
Guy:You said you were coming over tonight.

Girl: What? Are you talking to text?
by Peach pleasure March 19, 2019
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Talking to the Count

The Mountain Peak of overtired. When someone is "Talking to the Count" coherent words cease to come out of there mouth. In the most extreme of cases, the effected being may start to talk to an imaginary figure. Many imaginary figures have been reported, the most common being The Count from sesame street. The reason why, is still unknown.
Amy: Hey Chris, why are you acting so strange?
Chris: One bat, Muh ha ha ha... man your funny...
Amy: Are you talking to the Count?
Chris: Two bat, Muh ha ha ha...
Amy: God, you are talking to the count.
Chris: Three bats?
by Chris "The Fire Wizard" King December 18, 2008
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Talking bush

A slang coined as a response to the twitter topic of "Gaga The Talking Bush." This slang refers to a vulva/vaginal lips. It has pubic hair that is either trimmed or not so trimmed. It just has to have pubic hair.
"please let me see your talking bush."
"ew no get away from me"
by Vkleptomaniac July 13, 2012
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smooth talk

charming or flattering language, especially when used to persuade someone to do something.
by The Tealess June 5, 2016
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Dopey talk

Childish or unnecessary terminology or dialogue people use in conversations to sound cute or funny. Some find it fun and play along, others find it sometimes condescending, rude, or superfluous altogether.

The most common dopey talk is in grocery stores by customers that joke around about prices of items, discounts, etc. As in, an item doesn't scan so it automatically becomes free.
Example 1 of dopey talk

*You enter the room with taco bell only to be eaten by yourself*

Asshole: "HEY! YOU BROUGHT ME LUNCH! HAW HAW!"

You: "...."

Example 2

Clerk: "Is there anything else I can get you?"

Customer: "Yeah, how about the winning lottery numbers!?"
by Bruk March 5, 2010
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