swagg-traffic 

The build up of slow walking gangsta kids, who stand in the middle of school hallways talking, dapping etc., which makes other kids late to class.

Definition by N.W - THS

Teacher: - Do you have a pass for why you were late to class?

You: - Sorry, there was alotta swagg-traffic in the main lobby.

swagg-traffic by Dictionary of Swagg October 20, 2010

catch me in traffic 

You are no longer intrested in a person. Holla at you, see you when I see you.

Bitch, catch me in traffic.

catch me in traffic by shelly01 August 31, 2006

tunnel traffic 

When two male friends fight over one female. Ending in the end of a friendship i.e. an accident.

1: Hey man, you and Flynn used to be thick as thieves. What happened to you two?
2: Oh you know, tunnel traffic

tunnel traffic by circle_of_distrust September 12, 2013

Knittin' Up Traffic 

Weaving through traffic; not cutting cars off so much as dodging them on your way through at a slightly higher rate of speed.

Damn, dude, you should've seen this close call. I was knittin' up traffic this morning, ridin' out on the slab, and a lady came driving out of nowhere, cutting me off with no brake lights. I almost hit her!

Knittin' Up Traffic by NevynTheNomad July 22, 2011

police induced traffic jam

when a police drive slow, and no one will pass him fro fear of getting a ticket.

man, i got to work late because of a police induced traffic jam on the highway. he would not go over 60

police induced traffic jam by mega8 August 27, 2011

Walking Into Heavy Traffic

Strolling into a bar over-populated by unattractive, overweight women.

"Dude, I went to Wildhorse looking to score and found myself walking into heavy traffic."

Walking Into Heavy Traffic by Snazzy2056 June 6, 2013

one-car traffic jam 

(noun) a vehicle which you are behind is being driven in such a manner that would make you think you are in a traffic jam but for which there is no other cars in front of it; a car being driven unnecessarily or deliberately slow to piss off people and create a traffic jam; a potential road rage victim; driving so slow as to delay everyone behind the vehicle but also ironically delaying the driver of said slow vehicle.

Not always but often on a city street where passing is neither possible or legal, and on highways or freeways during peak periods, occupying lanes in such a manner as to create congestion.

Steve: "Is traffic really bad on this street for some reason?"
Mike: "No, you're behind a one-car traffic jam."

Marco: "Is there an accident ahead? Why is this guy in the Honda driving so slow in the passing lane?"
Eric: "No accidents that I can see. That guy is a one-car traffic jam."

one-car traffic jam by ShoulderCheck2005 March 11, 2014