Thousand Mile Smile

A "Thousand Mile Smile" is the smile you get when you are really high. It just happens, and it makes you look so stupid. Everyone around you will make fun of you for it. It will begin to hurt your cheeks after a while, but don't fight it. It's part of the fun.

"Look at that Thousand Mile Smile Joey has got goin' on there!"

by A Sea Shell October 9, 2011

100 Thousand Club

1. Those who have an annual income of $100'000.00 and above.

2. The name of a American luxury lifestyle magazine.

1. Taylor worked hard at school so that one day he would go to university, and eventually become a member of the 100 Thousand Club.

2. I buy everything advertised in 100 Thousand Club magazine because I can.

by befreegotouni December 16, 2008

Thousand oaks

It's just a rich, racist, white, stuck up, overcrowded fucking hellhole!!!! It's filled with nothing but stupid, rich cunts who think they're God and anyone who is poor or homeless is trash!!!! People will stare at you and talk shit if your not driving a bentley or a Benz!!!! It's too hot there and it's too busy!!!! And yes it's also a very boring place; there is nothing to do and nowhere to go. Everything is overpriced and you have to have a car to get around. 99% of the fuck wads who live here suck ass and act holier than thou. Just a bunch of brainless rich soccer moms driving Escalades all day drinking Starbucks and trying to act "cool" fuck this rich shit hole and everyone who lives there!!!! The only cool and nice people are the local homeless.

Thousand oaks is so boring... there's nothing to do and everyone sucks!!!!!

by AMBERR1 October 3, 2016

thousand island

When a guy cums inside a girl who is having her period, the resulting substance that drips down her legs when she stands up.

Look at the thousand island we got all over my bed! How about a salad?

by Elizabeth Ledbetter July 12, 2007

Bend and Thrust

A way of travelling across a large space while lieing down on your side

sam had to bend and thrust accross the bed

by aphro_ February 16, 2009

Throusting

The act of jousting, with your genitals. Often uses gratuitous thrusting and may cause large red blotches to appear under armpits and breasts. The balls NEVER touch. Often used as a party game for peoples 18th and 21st birthdays.

Tim: Hey jacob, whatre you doing for your 18th?

Jacob: im going throusting

Tim: dude... gay

Jacob: the balls dont touch.

Tim: COUNT ME IN

by derosgt December 9, 2011

thousand bajillion

Used to demonstrate such a ridiculous amount of time, you have to define it by a non-existent number.

I waited to have sex with you for like, a thousand bajillion years! That's way more than I ever would have waited for anyone else!

by JJ Sparkles November 21, 2012