Techniquity

A portmanteau of technology and antiquity. Techniquity is used to refer to technological antiques, especially those no longer in use or circulation. It can also be applied to periods of time.

The Atari 2600 is a techniquity.

Most of the so-called revolutionary technological inventions of the 1980s would be considered techniquities by today's standards.

by Zweihander-FA September 19, 2009

Beyblade Technique

You stick your dick in a ceiling fan motor and have someone facing ass up below you, turn on the fan do a little spin and drop into the asshole below

When I used the beyblade technique last night on Jessica it slipped out and I pissed all over the place

by Weornerperson July 12, 2024

the doorknob technique

A very rare technique used in handjobs, most women dont know. Usually handjobs arent great , but the doorknob makes it great. It's a method of using all 5 digits and twisting and screwing the head of the penis with lube of some sort. It looks like someone trying to open a doorknob with a greasy hand. Feels amazing.

I usually dont cum from a handjob but Billie used the doorknob technique and I blasted in a minute.

by Mcgwicko May 24, 2021

jojo technique

The technique of running away so fast that you manage to outrun a stone mask enhanced hamon user so that your grandfather's best friend survives after a 7 foot tall man with long as fuck hair tries to kill humanity.

"My ultimate technique"
"Oh no..... it can't be the one I'm thinking of... please say it's not"
"Not the Jojo technique"
"RUUUUUUNN!"

by Jutora Cooju August 16, 2020

Delay Technique

It's what a guy has to utilize in order to slow down ejaculation. Generally thought of as something that, once imagined, means it's impossible to come. Use your imagination.

Hooked up with this model last night ... Had to pull out the ol' delay technique to make it to the 5 minute mark.

by Mr. Dyche April 2, 2025

Indiana Braiding Technique

When someone braids from your buttocks hairs up to the hair on the head, then carry you like a briefcase

I wanna get the indiana braiding technique done on me, it seems great!

by Indiana Braiding December 11, 2024

Derek's Goon Technique

(Derek's Goon Technique) An individual by the name of Derek Pulls down his zipper and exposes they're penis in the middle of class and yells "Derek!" then pulls down his pants with no shame to fully reveal the size of it, usually in the presence of females.

Derek! Stop Using you're technique.. it's making the girls go CRAZY! (Derek's Goon Technique)

by hatsunemikuloverboy_1fan February 11, 2025