trouser minge

A ver long, out of date fanny.

"i think i have a trouser minge"

by Robert Lamb November 20, 2006

Ming Xuan

Smart and kind, also generous likes to help people attentive.A good person to look for, he likes to help others.

John asks MingXuan to help, Ming Xuan replies yes.

by GeoApple September 20, 2020

minge pelmet

Hanging flab from below a woman's gut but above her genitals. Many women attempt to hide their pelmets by pulling their trousers up well above their waists.

Origin: midlands, UK. Minge: see 'minge'. Pelmet: an architectural feature built to hide curtain fittings, making the appearance of the curtain more aesthetic.

Minge Pelmet may also be used to describe an individual with a prominent minge pelmet.

"Fuck me, look at the minge pelmet on her!"

"Look out! Here comes Minge Pelmet!"

by Ludwig van Funkenstein August 24, 2007

Yao Ming

a tall man

Yo you like 7 foot 2, you yao ming

by cnlballa October 12, 2003

Minge Muncher

A woman/man who likes to eat pussy

"Goodness gracious Tabitha, I was crocheting a cap for my great grandson when Ethel came knocking at my door"

"My word, Bessie whatever did she want, I thought you two had a falling out"

"You're quite right, Tabitha. I believe she wanted to reconcile and engage in lesbian activities"

"Heavens! At 105 she is still a minge muncher?"

"Quite right! Would you care to?

"Oh! I would be honoured!"

by BootypipeSucker January 12, 2015

minge jug

vagina

she got a pint pot wedged in the minge jug

or

theres still a dreg left in the bottom of the minge jug ... 'who wants to finish it off'

by Kreaper February 10, 2009

minge muffler

TO be a minge muffler you will have to stick your fingers into your vagina, make sure there nice and juicy and then surprise a friend of your by sticking them in his or her face...

I going to minge muffle such and such a person.

Oh my god ive been minge muffled.

I would love to smell her minge muffled fingers.

Oh how nice im a minge muffler.

by A lover of words May 02, 2007