by quackquackmoose September 6, 2020

4ft tall, beast also goes by Chelsyn and Boyishsteww. Eats only fire starter cubes, likes to knock out teeth. Bullies people named Mathew, some suspect he's gay, even Emily Fraimly. Dictator of Arlington. This man hates Nevada (DONT GO THERE). Has a good female impression voice, and lives in a creek. Spends free time building rocket ships while working at vinaigrette. Man has a 20 inch penis, almost as tall as himself. His mount is The Vulcan, and battle cry can pierce ears. He is very maneuverable and fluid, he hails from Zimbabwe, and he is like 0.2% black. He is loyal to his comrades: Henry Jett, Aidan Smith, Gerrald Young, Colin Miedler, etc. You better believe he'll whip your ass in virtual ping pong. Cries until cyberpunk comes out. Heir to the Dan Cummins Dynasty, and will one day end the universe by eating too much bai coconut water, creating a black hole that will swallow the galaxy. The optimal strategy for survival is to become his friend.
Zoe: "Why did Isaiah Cummins just walk in on me in the bathroom!?"
Sammy: Walks into room*
Isaiah: screams*
Obama: "Oh no, defcon 5, Isaiah has enter the upper atmosphere!"
Sammy: Walks into room*
Isaiah: screams*
Obama: "Oh no, defcon 5, Isaiah has enter the upper atmosphere!"
by Superjett November 5, 2020

Dumb dumb dumb dumb mentally challenged with a hint of Down syndrome. He rejects facts in favor of his own stupid logic.
by Sishsiab November 18, 2019

A bottom, who likes norse mythology and men. Also someone who will be your girl for 19 dollars and a slim jim.
by menonslimjim67 May 9, 2022

stupid kid who prob cheated on his girl and is that kind of guy who tries to get you with someone non stop so if you see him RUN
by iLife’s Urban dictionary November 5, 2019

Isaiah qaradaghy is hottie that can pull all the girls and always is in the best group of people and far away from the lame group also he's a very short but cute boy
by Jake Paul the 2nd September 14, 2017

They refer to him as zay one of a kind hides who he used to be pulls bitches but trusts nun of them and is just trying to find one loyal only a couple people know who really truly know him but will never tell
by Another guy 18:84 December 25, 2020
