by Policegurl October 24, 2010
Get the wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy.mug. A P. Diddy is a man who likes dick and balls and gets a boner when hes at Disneyland. The average P. Diddy fan molests an average of 30 little boys an hour.
Look! It's P Diddy! Hide your kids!
P. Diddy fan: do you have any kids?
Normal person: I won't show them to you, you are a P. Diddy fan!
P. Diddy fan: aw, shucks!
P. Diddy fan: do you have any kids?
Normal person: I won't show them to you, you are a P. Diddy fan!
P. Diddy fan: aw, shucks!
by Doobedoo May 12, 2024
Get the P. Diddymug. Joe: Hey bro!
Steve: Yo!
Joe: I was just thinking about games from our childhood, you remember the game Mr. Bucket?
Steve: Actually, I do!
Joe: I was thinking about the rules of the game..."Drop your balls into Mr Bucket, but LOOKOUT! Balls'll pop out of his out of his mouth!"
Steve: Bruh...No Diddy!
Joe: Facts!
Steve: Yo!
Joe: I was just thinking about games from our childhood, you remember the game Mr. Bucket?
Steve: Actually, I do!
Joe: I was thinking about the rules of the game..."Drop your balls into Mr Bucket, but LOOKOUT! Balls'll pop out of his out of his mouth!"
Steve: Bruh...No Diddy!
Joe: Facts!
by Just a guy 10 July 12, 2024
Get the No Diddymug. Another way to show that whatever you did no matter how gay isn't gay as long as you say no diddy; Similar to No Homo.
You: Bro imma kiss you but no diddy tho.
Bro: Ooh i thought u was on that gay shit.
You: Na cuz that's that gay shit.
You: i kissed u last night tho.
Bro: Ayooo u gay.
You: but no diddy tho.
Bro: Ooh i thought u was on that gay shit.
Bro: Ooh i thought u was on that gay shit.
You: Na cuz that's that gay shit.
You: i kissed u last night tho.
Bro: Ayooo u gay.
You: but no diddy tho.
Bro: Ooh i thought u was on that gay shit.
by quannL March 24, 2024
Get the no diddymug. A newer version of the classic phrase "no homo" following the rumours of p diddys alleged gay sex scandals.
by eliantte June 8, 2024
Get the No Diddymug. a piked push-up with your ass up and out surrounded by big black men with each completed diddy up being a backshot by each man
(Must meet all criteria to be a proper diddy-up)
(Must meet all criteria to be a proper diddy-up)
by kkvanii April 27, 2024
Get the Diddy-upmug. "Did he really have a freak off??"
"On Diddy"
Or
"He had 1000 XL baby oil bottles"
"Is that legit?"
"On Diddy"
"On Diddy"
Or
"He had 1000 XL baby oil bottles"
"Is that legit?"
"On Diddy"
by Jacknotwindx October 15, 2024
Get the On Diddymug.