A sex act that modifies the doggy-style position. In this position, the top uses the bend in the small of the bottom's back to prop up a device playing porn.
My wife really wants to have sex but I don't know if I can get it up for her anymore!
Relax, dude. For all you care, you could be having sex with Riley Reid if you can sneak in a Seoul sitting desk.
Relax, dude. For all you care, you could be having sex with Riley Reid if you can sneak in a Seoul sitting desk.
by Raulcito August 28, 2017
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noun
Definition:
When you're 15 minutes into a World of Warcraft raid boss—mid pull, cooldowns blown, bloodlust popped—and your bowels suddenly betray you. No time to hearth, no time to wipe (yourself or the raid). So you grab the log from your shorts and place it next to your mouse pad.
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Definition:
When you're 15 minutes into a World of Warcraft raid boss—mid pull, cooldowns blown, bloodlust popped—and your bowels suddenly betray you. No time to hearth, no time to wipe (yourself or the raid). So you grab the log from your shorts and place it next to your mouse pad.
Usage:
“Bro I wasn’t missing that Sylvanas kill. Had to desk burrito it. My chair may be ruined, but we got the mount.”
by Deathxxscythe June 24, 2025
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"I'm so tired right now, I wish I could just take a nap."
"You should desk nest!"
"I tried to make a desk nest today but my coworkers were so talkative that I couldn't get any shut-eye."
"You should desk nest!"
"I tried to make a desk nest today but my coworkers were so talkative that I couldn't get any shut-eye."
by ancientostrich September 22, 2015
Get the Desk nest mug.A pie that sits on the corner of the desk just to rile up that inner fat bastard and create a sense of jealousy when others walk by. Generally of the meat variety often consumed for Linner and if consumed in large quantities results in tight pants.
by Hausco September 15, 2022
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Popularized with the “work from home” movement post-Covid.
Instead of commuting in your car on a long trip to work, you now must instead commute from the comfort of your sleep to your computer desk.
Popularized with the “work from home” movement post-Covid.
Instead of commuting in your car on a long trip to work, you now must instead commute from the comfort of your sleep to your computer desk.
Employee 1: Why is Janet on the Zoom meeting today? The boss is gonna be pissed at her.
Employee 2: She probably overslept and never made the desk commute
Employee 2: She probably overslept and never made the desk commute
by Dr. Roboto September 24, 2023
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