computer desk

Bending her over and placing your laptop on her back so you can get laid while you continue gaming or watching videos.
"No need to find another tank, I'll just give her the ol' computer desk."
by Geekbiatch420 June 16, 2017
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salty desk

When you work in an office which is subdivided into cubicles and you decide that you want to fuck around with a coworker in your or their cubicle.
Hey Terry, do you want to salty desk later?
by DickSlaya69 November 30, 2015
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Desk Dump

A "desk dump" is the act of jumping onto the desk of a co-worker or manager you hate and doing a poo in the middle of their desk to express how much you dislike them. A similar concept to leaving a bag of dog poo on someone's door step.
"I really hate the head of sales, he's such a dick. I'm going to desk dump him"
by Dumpers March 01, 2020
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Crap desk

a desk where you put you backpack and books and yo crap in class. usally emty and next to you...
by hI121 October 23, 2010
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Desking

The action of having a girl smear their period blood on your stomach, then licking it off
"I heard Sarah and Jack were desking the other day!"
by LesbianLuthor October 16, 2018
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Desking

I earned a lot of money while I was desking today.
by lieningover October 13, 2012
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Desking

The act of edging while sitting at your desk. This can be done by yourself, or with a partner as long as you don't lose your edging streak.
Kai: Yo bro, don't enter my room! I am desking to your videos rn.

Ray: Dawg what 💀
by airconditioner22 June 05, 2024
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