Adam

This is based on a true story. You all say Adams are such good people. They're so handsome, they care about you! I don't believe that. My Adam broke up with me just so he can be with another girl. A girl that he liked the whole time in out relationship...And the week of the break up he cuddled with the girl that he liked. RIGHT AFTER THE BREAKUP!!!!! He would just be mean to me just too get me to break up with him, he was being a wuss. And that didn't even work soooo. I smell a pussyyyy. but yeah. He did so many bad things too me, but that would be too long to write. Overall they're assholes.

Oh my god, i'm so sorry Adam did that too you!

by THIS BITVCH July 11, 2019

Adam

The first person in a group of friends to get laid.

Bob:" Hey man did you know Josh got laid"
Billy: "Man he's the Adam of this group

by AsianFuccBoi August 13, 2018

Adam

A fuckable boy that really likes pokemon. He gets so many bitches and lives in the US.

Omg your such an (adam)!

by Gianni91 December 11, 2022

Adam

Adam is a greedy, disgustin', aries nerd. He's one of those guys that jsut comes up to you and says "Hey cumber what's the dew?!"

"ADAM!!!!!"

by Kitty55555 October 8, 2019

Adam

Adam is witty and charming. His sometimes robotic demeanour can come across as standoffish, but deep down you know he's got a good heart. He loves numbers and is a freak in the (excel) sheets. Any girl would be lucky to have an Adam.

Adam, can you give me a recommendation on where to get the freshest pasta?

by R2D219 November 22, 2021

adam

stinky parsnip looks like a chicko trys to make everone laugh small willy

adam

by Adam parsnip April 10, 2021

Adam

Unofficial times man of the year!! Can be mistaken for Arnold Schwarzenegger only more handsome. He’s not just a pretty face, cute hair and great smile. Eyes as blue and deep as the ocean and he’s probable the most humble man you’ll meet. 10/10

That man is a top bloke a total Adam.

by Mr handsome himself December 13, 2018