cincinnati swap

When two guys masturbate and, right before climaxing, line their dongs up so as to shoot their load into each others urethra.

Tad tried to give me the cincinnati swap last night but i dont think i can fit all his cum in my weiner.

by Tad Joffries December 14, 2008

swap the load

To get a new girlfriend or babe.

Foo, I need to swap the load

by Whumbachumba August 11, 2004

Swap Meet Edition

A fake/and or spin off of a popular brand. Most likely bought at a swap meet.

Joe: "Want to buy some YuGiOh cards?"
Tom: "You mean your swap meet editions?"
Joe: "Your loss, bro."

by EmersonH September 29, 2009

Swap the witch for the bitch

When you swap one addiction for another

Usually the witch is meth,heroin or coke
And the bitch is mostly alcohol and weed
The bitch can also be shopping, sex, gambling etc

I heard Tony gave up his Coke habit.
But he Swap the witch for the bitch
cause now he's a 180KGs junk food addict

by boomstick6699 March 9, 2019

Swap Meat

When two men engage in the act of placing their erect penis' into one another's open orifices. Many times the two men will engage in a homosexual version of 69...hence the term "swap meat"

Dude i walked into the room the other night and Petr A and The Don were trying to "swap meat"...gross, doesn't The Don have a foreskin? Ya so Petr ordered the meat extra crispy i suppose

by P Hilarious April 19, 2010

Swap Hands

To fight someone, mostly used by a certain crowd of British people

Oi bruv, im gonna swap hands with that mandem my drilla. Watch out g.

by 1264926482 December 7, 2020

ticket swapping

The act of swapping partners for the purpose of sex, with all parties in the same room.

"Do you want to do some ticket swapping tonight?"
"I'd totally swap tickets with you."

by bibliofile January 30, 2014