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Condom Sure

When you are just a small amount under 100 percent sure of something, but you recognize slim possiblity that you are wrong. You are as sure of something as a condom is preventative. You are 99.9 percent sure.
"I'm condom sure that global warming is real."

"Are you sure you're ok to drive home? Are you condom sure?"
by XombiEZ September 9, 2011
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sampling spree

When you go into a store just to eat all of the free samples. It is similar to a shopping spree, except that you're looking for free samples instead of things to buy. This is mainly used as an easy way to get free food and annoy the hell out of the store at the same time.
John: Man, I'm SO BORED.

Jake: Dude, let's go on a sampling spree at Terribly Named Mart and see how long it takes for the employees to get mad at us.

John: Alright bro! Let's do it!
by SkllzMstrX March 20, 2012
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sure now

An Irish proverb said in situations when an appropriate reply to a sentence is difficult given the nature of the subject. Particularly relevant in situations where the recipient of the sentence feels indifferent and/or doesn't care on the subject matter of the sentence.

Deviations of "sure now", include "sure look" and "sure look sure now sure"
"Hey man, how did the day go?"
"Well....sure now!"

"I'm really stuck for cash dude, could I borrow a lend off you?"
"Sure now.."
by messy1234 August 7, 2012
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sanders surge

The Sanders Surge could give Hillary trouble.
by ASlateReader April 24, 2016
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Suee

The nicest person you'll probably ever meet.
by S4Sieg March 1, 2017
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Like Spree

Loose and irresponsible behivour on a soc. system when one likes most of what he sees listed on his Home, in short period of time. Without much thinking or reasoning before pushing Like, often just to gain (false) positive look!
Jon just came home and gave his friends a Like Spree just to keep presence.
by Luiger March 7, 2017
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Sure as a door

Being sure as a door is being so sure about something that you will not agree with anything else on that subject
Person 1: Are you sure that you will win the race
Person 2: I’m as sure as a door
by Dodo Chamber November 9, 2018
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