Subourbon

A suburban or country community whose supporting industry is bourbon. At least one brand of bourbon should be manufactured there.

Bardstown, Kentucky is a subourbon community, "The Bourbon Capitol Of The World."

by maltar January 12, 2011

typical suburban white girl

Symptoms indicate: LOVEING starbucks, Scared Of Everything and freaks about anything,All Super Fake, The second that interaction is over, they’re going to turn around and talk shit about each other in a second. think their "Typical white girl problems" are actual problems they like Taylor Swift, all that shit, suburban white girls love it. watch a movies with their friends while complaining that they’re single. Talks and texts using shorter things like "U" "2" "ttyl" "ILU" "OMG" and is ALWAYS self centered and flips her hair. Always asking about her appearance. AND last but not Least WHINES ALOT! WARNING IF YOU KNOW A TYPICAL SUBURBAN WHITE GIRL THAT HAS THESE SYMPTOMS THEIR MOST LIKELY STUPID TO, IF IF YOU HAVE ONE CALL 1-800-WHITEGIRL FOR HELP NOW.

"Can you come to the bathroom with me?"
"Want to go to Starbucks?"
"Ok SO I have a huge problem. My boyfriend just broke up with me and She's Talking shit."

"OMG I love this pic! INstagram!, Omg I have to go ttyl! UGh that ugly whore."
"Omg I can't belive I've been single this long I mean, Im way more pretty than any of the boys girlfriends UGH *Hair Flip*

"OMG DOES MY MAKE UP LOOK OK!?!?!?"
"NOOO I Don't WANNA GO! STOP!
what anyone else would say:
"WOW. She sure is a typical suburban white girl alright"

by YourMyBitch June 1, 2014

Suburban Legend

A lame story about suburban life.

Henry: ...and then some white kid drove up in his SUV, blasting rap as loudly as possible over his very expensive stereo system.

Matthew: That's a suburban legend for ya.

by Diggity Monkeez March 2, 2005

Supurb

marijuana delivery

I ordered supurb today

by Supurb September 19, 2017

suburban kids

Suburban kids are kids who have rich parents that are raking in at least 400 thousand dollars a year, and they go to either their preppy suburban white schools, or they're in private schools. They're all basically the same: the girls are super girly, and the guys are preppy. They listen to music such as Paramore, Green Day, and Katy Perry. They are all under the impression that their lives are terrible, and they hate their parents. They have cell phones that their parents pay for, and typically don't get their first job until they're eighteen or nineteen. Suburban kids expect their parents to just give them money for no reason. And their parents usually do so. Suburban kids are also typically Christian or Catholic and never learn to think for themselves. The suburban girls play soccer or volleyball and the suburban boys play baseball or soccer.

I hate suburban kids. They suck and know nothing about the world, nor do they care.

by the Joking Quace of Sparts January 24, 2011

suburban

A truck that will pull your piece of shit ford around town like it's a ghost trailer.

Tug of war? Against a Burb? Yr a dumb motherfucker. That Suburban will pull your ford like a ghost trailer.

by excicutioner October 8, 2016

The Suburban Pirate Orchestra

The greatest band to come out of Bel Air, Maryland. Their music will make ya take your clothes off (ladies only (...usually)).

-Endorsed by 'Monsters of Cock'.

"That show last night was incredible; The Suburban Pirate Orchestra made me wanna get naked!" -All the girls.

by Pualti April 15, 2009