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life support 

After tucking your penis backwards behind your ass, your girlfriend deep throats it and proceeds to insert her nose in your ass. AKA respirator.
That bitch thought she was hot shit until I put her on life support last night.
life support by bobbyj August 10, 2006

net support 

a program that is commonly used by teachers to monitor students computers in class.
"dude,hanshaw owned me with net support.
"I smell net support"
"teh net support owns your face"
net support by Legend Of Toast September 17, 2003

Lie Support 

Lie Support is the support your friends give to your lie when someone begins to question it. Usually to back up the lie so it is more believable. Situations can include lies to family, other friends, or your Boyfriend/Girlfriend.
Girlfriend - "So you were all out all night helping your helping a soup kitchen?"
Your Friend - "Yeah, we thought it would be nice to help out people who don't have a home of their own."
Girlfriend - "That is SO nice of you!"
-Girlfriend Leaves-

You - "Thanks for the Lie Support man, that was close"
Your Friend - "No problem"
Lie Support by Adramel December 20, 2009

Tech support 

Mostly Indian that scam you for apple gift card that say they will fix your computer
Miles the Indian boy made a poor decision on scamming young mitchy when he asked for some tech support
Tech support by ScRuBZz June 2, 2018

moral support boob

when you or someone else holds your/a boob/s in means of comfort.
"can I hold your moral support boob"

Nothing but life support for a pussy

A term used for a woman who is a huge bitch and /or cock block queen.
Forget it she's nothing but life support for a pussy.