Straddle the Bench

A Term used by my former homosexual Gym Teacher, Mr Quay

It means to jack your tally on a gym bench

Jim was straddling the bench in from of timothy

by Jordan Miller February 26, 2004

Van Stry

A nerdy blond kid who has a giant house and is a mad bender in hockey. When a party is thrown at his house it's called project V.

Dude do you see Van Stry out on the ice? His ankles are bent at almost a 90 degree angle!

by Tell me why do you care? January 7, 2013

straddle the gauze

to be on the rag, when a women is having her period

man, im not gonna go down on my girlfriend this month, shes straddiling the gauze

by bness April 10, 2003

stridorous

adjective
Refers to the high-pitched monophonic noise associated with croup (laryngotracheitis).

My baby has been coughing and stridorous for the past two nights.

by SMXT November 11, 2009

stride ride

when you're really desperate to get high so you roll your weed in stride gum wrapper cuz you can't find papers.

guy 1: yo guy i couldn't find any papers, how we gonna smoke this shit.
guy 2: no problem, go buy a pack of stride gum and roll that shit in one of the gum wrappers. We gonna stride ride tonight.
guy 1: aww yeah

by Blackiichanz February 20, 2011

Straderz

Straderz is an urban abbrebiation for Straight Away. Used in the same context, but with an urban twist.

Pronounced: straah-derzz

Bro, we gotta go straderz or we'll miss Abraham's fight.

by Joel_k24 November 2, 2011

Straddlegy

When an individual or company has numerous goals, but can't seem to land on one specific strategy that will get them to where they want to be.

Company A wants to increase profits and sales so they look at multiple strategies. Instead of coming to a consensus on how to get there with one strategy, each person sets out on their own direction and they never get there. Hence overall you have a straddlegy.

by HobbyCop893 August 5, 2012