Lemon Infused Gargantuan Man-made Apocalypse Strike
The worst way to have your country end, but an amazing way to die. This device can vaporize anything within a 30-mile radius, any person within a 100-mile radius will be temporary blinded and hit with the smell of fresh lemons. It will take the shockwave about 15 seconds to reach 100 miles while it loses 6.67% of its power every second. Everything will be covered in yellow dust after the citrusy blast and 30-foot tall lemons will cover the area.
Inspired by Cave Johnson’s Combustible Lemon.
The worst way to have your country end, but an amazing way to die. This device can vaporize anything within a 30-mile radius, any person within a 100-mile radius will be temporary blinded and hit with the smell of fresh lemons. It will take the shockwave about 15 seconds to reach 100 miles while it loses 6.67% of its power every second. Everything will be covered in yellow dust after the citrusy blast and 30-foot tall lemons will cover the area.
Inspired by Cave Johnson’s Combustible Lemon.
“Hey, what’s that falling from the sky?”
“GET DOWN! IT’S A L.I.G.M.A STRIKE!”
“What’s a L.I.G.M.A Strike?”
“It’s a Lemon Infu-”
“I CAN’T SEE! AND WHY DO I SMELL LEMONS?”
“HOLY SHIT THAT IS A MASSIVE LEMON!”
“GET DOWN! IT’S A L.I.G.M.A STRIKE!”
“What’s a L.I.G.M.A Strike?”
“It’s a Lemon Infu-”
“I CAN’T SEE! AND WHY DO I SMELL LEMONS?”
“HOLY SHIT THAT IS A MASSIVE LEMON!”
by Steven The Absolute Idiot September 1, 2022
Get the L.I.G.M.A Strikemug. a soft blow to the side of the head. A lateral strike has a very specific technique. One must flattened the hand & palm, and start with arm raised above the head. Strike downwards swiftly and in a circular motion towards target. Reduce all force prior to impact with target.
E.g. Everyone once in a while, people will give Chingy a lateral strike, to put him back in his place.
by icrywhenangelsdeservetoDIE!!!! October 24, 2011
Get the Lateral Strikemug. An ability in wow wrath which will always be useless due to the fact that cleave will generally be useless on bosses which cannot be cleaved. It has a very minor increase in damage given the number of talent points required to unlock it, compared to more useful talents.
by TheS August 1, 2022
Get the Heart Strikemug. Hate-strike is a moment when you feel sudden and causeless rage. Usually is followed by curses or violent actions. Aftermath of a hate-strike is a mixed state of confusion and regret.
Yesterday we had so much fun with Josie. If only I didn't have that hate-strike while we were walking home , the day could be perfect.
by WorkingRobot December 9, 2014
Get the hate-strikemug. Fred: How's the search for tunes on Beatport going?
Alfred: Not good mate, I've been striking mud too much. Too many shit tunes out there and a lot of misleading samples.
Alfred: Not good mate, I've been striking mud too much. Too many shit tunes out there and a lot of misleading samples.
by Notanon December 1, 2013
Get the striking mudmug. Sir are you sure you want to drone strike a village of innocent locals that have nothing to do with any terrorist organisation.
by Rehehehehehehehehe October 23, 2023
Get the Drone Strikemug. A modern technological hunger strike in which the protester repeatedly listens to a song for hours, days or years to get a message across.
This can be effective for a music strike against the NSA as they get bored of looking at the same browser history.
The flagship song is "She will be Loved" By Maroon 5.
This can be effective for a music strike against the NSA as they get bored of looking at the same browser history.
The flagship song is "She will be Loved" By Maroon 5.
John: I heard Sally dumped you, how you feeling?
Derek: We're back together!
John: How?
Derek: I went on a music strike, listened to "She Will be Loved" 256 times and sent her screenshots; she took me back!
Derek: We're back together!
John: How?
Derek: I went on a music strike, listened to "She Will be Loved" 256 times and sent her screenshots; she took me back!
by Weetbix November 28, 2013
Get the Music Strikemug.