statist

Someone who supports the political class's special right to subjugate everybody else.

Just because I think that government taxation is somehow different and better than theft doesn't mean I'm a statist!

by Ancap January 20, 2007

rape station

A gas station in which gasoline is very expensive. Often the prices per gallon for a rape station are hard to see from the nearby streets, and one does not know the prices until they actually drive into the station. The particulars of a country's petroleum imports/exports or futures are not taken into account when designating a gas station a "rape station", and the designation is somewhat subjective.

Tired of getting screwed for gas, John found a small, run-down Arco that looked promising. As he pulled up to a pump, however, he found his hopes dashed: at $2.059 for regular, he had run into yet another rape station.

by LowPro January 19, 2005

text-static

Confusion due to the ambiguity of text messaging. Often a result of one failing to detect sarcasm via text.

Texter 1 :"what? You said I was a whore?"
Texter 2 : "sorry, text-static. sarcasm much?"

by Melvin5000 April 20, 2010

Domination Station

A large amount of humiliation from beating somebody badly in an online video game. Used in a sentence in place of pwned or dominated. Phrase is rooted from two people in a World of Warcraft ventrilo server named "Rushal" and "Bigspeedystick".

*bigspeedystick kills player multiple times*
Bigspeedystick: Oh, this kid is getting dominated.
Rushal: Domination station

by Forcy October 16, 2006

Ter Static

A German goalkeeper which does not like to move when he is about to concede a goal, but prefers to remain static and casually let the ball go in. Synonymous with Ter Spastic.

Remember when Ter Static conceded eight goals in one match?

by Kaneisabottler August 2, 2021

Port Jeff Station

a small town, usually confused with Port Jefferson yet completely different. A small set of rail road tracks are what seperates the overly Dominican populated side with the rich & snobby side. a town that consists of more drug dealers than drugs. also known as "the station"

Whered you get that bangin bud?
Port Jeff Station ..

by Ashleigh Franklin January 14, 2009

Rasmussen Statistics

Fake or selectively massaged statistics published in the interest of supporting a particular narrative. Based on techniques from "How to Lie with Statistics."
Rasmussen Statistics include positive poll selection, house bias and sampling distortion and are generally inaccurate and counter factual.

Named for celebrity pollster Scott Rasmussen who selectively did not poll PA-12 because he knew the liberal candidate would win.
Rasmussen statistics are often cited by teabaggers, conservatives, and other followers of the Tea Party Movement....for example, "the Tea Party Movement is bipartisan and multi-racial" is an example of Rasmussen Statistics.

by matoko_chan May 20, 2010