souse

A bodily substance found to be highly desireable by the Skeezix in the old Uncle Wiggily stories. Connotation is not vulgar or nasty. "Souse" was never described or defined, just referred to in a threat.

"I'm going to get your souse!"

by Dum-Dum September 21, 2003

Amare Stoudemire

When a girl is giving you head on her knee's and you stick your thumb in her eye socket and pop her eye out, then you stick you dick in her now open eye socket and demand that bitch give you a "blink job"

dude, i was with Karren last night and she sneezed and bit down on my dick, so i gave that bitch a Amare Stoudemire.

by thatbitchnamedbradley November 5, 2010

Scouser

Someone from the Wirral Peninsular. The term is mostly used to describe people from Liverpool but this is an incorrect deffinition as the scouse accent originated on the Wirral and was COPIED by people from across the water in Liverpool(Lancashire).

People from Liverpool are woolybacks.

Hello, where do you live?

Birkenhead me lad.

Oh, so you're a scouser.

by dixiedean7 November 28, 2011

stosseling

To arrange the facts to fit one's beliefs, rather than the other way around. Derived from the name of ABC host John Stossel, who creates journalistic reports that conform to his neoconservative beliefs, rather than assemble facts to create a news story.

We knew he was stosseling when he took the estimate from the autobody shop and claimed that the car could still be rebuilt, even though it was $100 from being totalled.

by sooper_t January 14, 2006

Scouse

People who Lie, Cheat and Steal. Or generally, most people from the Red side of Liverpool.

Lie : Steven Gerrard. Claims to be Liverpool through and through, despite being photographed with Everton shirts (Liverpool's local rivals) when a youth, which indicates he is also a Gloryhunter. Handing in transfer requests because teh Rentboys (Chelski) double the money he was payed at 'his team'

Cheat : Steven Gerrard. Cheats by diving. Falls without being touched in order to win a game for his team.

Steal : The Citizens of Liverpool. Steal benefits. Despite being ablely bodied but just too lazy to be educated properly. Typical Scouse

by Rosso Bianco e Nero December 9, 2008

Stoudemire

1: Another word for a jew, or somebody looking for money

2: Amar'e Stoudemire's last name.

Yo, that Haley chick you've been dating is such a Stoudemire.

by Kadykchan February 12, 2015

military spouse

A hard working spouse of a military member, who keeps things safe at the home front where civilian wives would normally Fail.

Leisel and Amanda are the best military spouse's I know!

by Widgets November 24, 2013