Stanley

Stanley is a long neck chameleon that swears he could pull but has a small penis and is not very social Stanley usually is a bitch and doesn’t take girls or his niggas seriously but Stanley is a good guy

Hey Stanley

hi I’m just in my natural habitat in my forest

by FuckLMS February 13, 2019

Lord Stanley's Love Stick

The act of shoving a hockey stick into a woman's vagina.

Guy 1:Did you hear Patrick gave someone Lord Stanley's Love Stick.
Guy 2: Yeah i think she is in the hospital now

by Sanduskyyyyyyyyy February 10, 2013

Stanley

Stanleys is a term to refer to a large group of Eminem fans Aka Stans. Eminem has denounced Stanleys in the past but Stanleys continue to label him the greatest rapper alive when Eminem has to keep reminding them that rap music was invented before 1999. Stanleys usually act gangster, but would get shreaded to pieces if they actually stepped into a real ghetto.

The Stanleys post on internet message board telling everyone how Eminem is better than your favorite black rapper by explaining in full detail and providing examples and comparisons.

by boozec October 14, 2009

Stanley

Stanley is the most kindest, cutest, sweetest, lovable person ever. He will look after friends like they are family and he has an Amazing cuddle and the most elegant Kiss. He will make you kiss him over and over again because it is so good. You are one of the most luckiest people if you meet him. His hair is soft and sweet and no one can get over it. Staley is one of the best and he will spend time with friends and will choose someone to love for his life. He will not let you down. Be with Stanley!!!

Ummm who are you? Stanley: I'm Stanley. Person: I think I'm in love!

by TheBoyOfLove January 23, 2019

stanley

the product of dropping a jolly rancher into a public toilet, re-wrapping it and giving it to someone

“yooo don’t even think about giving me a stanley again, last time i got aids.”

by scharddin September 14, 2020

The Lone Stanley

When residing at a hotel or motel for more than two days, you resist any urge to have a bowel movement until a few hours before check out. You then take a massive crap in the toilet and "forget" to flush, leaving the entire debacle for illegal immigrants hired to keep the place livable.

Man I put the Lone Stanley on the Red Roof Inn last weekend cause they overbooked my suite.

by Deleereeum September 17, 2007

stanley

Stanley is a BITCH

Stop being such a stanley dude

by stanluvr690916 April 14, 2019