Stall Transplant

Whilst taking a shit you realize there is no toilet paper in your stall so you swap stalls mid shit with your pants at your knees to continue the shit and wipe

Cole: ihad to commence a stall transplant at Walmart last week
J.B. : yeah me too

by Lynyrd4skynyrd March 14, 2019

Stall cough

Stall Cough: A sound made while sitting on a public toilet to let a newly entered patron know someone else is in the bathroom.

To avoid an accidental stall entry, John stall coughed when he heard someone enter the bathroom.

by OJD1 April 21, 2018

tall stall

Location of a urinal in restroom where you stand up to pee. Opposite of short stall where you sit down on toilet.

Text: Standing at tall stall rn

by yes juanito yes August 31, 2022

Two Stall Rule

Also know as the "urinal rule". When someone is using a stall in a men's bathroom, the next person to come in must use a urinal at least two stalls down.

Hey Billy, try not to invade my personal space in the bathroom next time. Make sure to follow the Two Stall Rule.

by yayy1212 October 16, 2020

Stall jack

Excusing oneself to the restroom during working hours for a quick tug of the man meats.

Oh man, three minutes until the staff meeting, that's totally enough time for a stall jack.

by asdflasdfasdffff January 20, 2011

tard stall

The larger, usually cleaner bathroom stall designed for the wheelchair-bound, retards, or wheelchair-bound tards. It is equipped with toilet seat paper ass gaskets, large rolls of TP, and handle bars to enable ass hovering or to give you something to grab onto when you really need to push one out.

Man 1- "Those hot wings have brought on a massive shit storm!"

Man 2- "I shall take you to Wal-mart. They have decent tard stalls."

Man 1- "Sounds good, I just hope that some tard hasn't explosively shit all over like last time."

Man 2- "Haven't you heard holmes? They remodeled the bathroom after that. The tard stall has new, improved handlebars!"

by Litaker July 07, 2011

Stall-Warts

Stall-warts are ugly opportunistic politicians who stall projects and progress

Opposition stall-warts are good-hating ugly political warts that pop up everywhere. In USA they block or delay Covid relief measures. In India they block Parliament, Roads or even reforms. In UK they block Brexit. These stall-warts are ugly undesirable features and keep popping up in every country.

by AJMOH February 02, 2021