sparta

A small town in Wisconsin mostly inhabited by whores, liars, drug dealers, and scrubs. although not all are, the rest are Oaxaca, pronounced (whohaca) which rhymes with caca... i don't think thats coincidental. basically a drug town with many mexicans.... if you ever do visit this magical land, dont sit on the toilet seats in public for you may get an std. happy travels!

Hey we live in sparta, you should come visit us.

no thanks.

by danikalifornialou November 19, 2010

sportaholic

Someone who is obsessed with sports but does not actually need to be good at them

Dude, Sam is such a sportaholic but he sucks like shit on the court.

by The Knower Of Everything July 17, 2007

Spartan

A fucking badass; in reference to an ancient elite warrior that were heralded to be the sons of hercules himself. These spartans were raised to fight and were possibly the greatest warriors of all time.

Most know Spartans from the battle of Thermopylae, where a group of approximately 300 Spartan held off thousands of Persians for days. For the full effect of this badassery, watch the movie 300

To be called a Spartan is of the highest honor... 1337ness... gangstaness etc.

Kid: Yo Chels
Chelsea: Yea?
Kid: You're a Spartan
Chelsea: aww you're so sweet

by UDesigns March 23, 2007

Spartacus

When you squat over a girls face, drop your balls on her forehead, lay your dick down along her nose, and have her yell "I AM SPARTACUS!"

"Tina finally let me Spartacus her last night. We woke up the dog."

by iamspartacus August 20, 2007

spartackus

A dude who pretends to be a chick so he gets attention.

That spartackus guy is a man-whore.

by HadjiQuest January 10, 2004

spartacus'ed

To be originally a victim of ID theft but later having 1-up.

Originated from when spartacus had lots of slaves pretend to be him so he wouldn't be tortured for many days on end but only crucified.

Jim's ID hassle took a great turn when he closed the theif's accounts and get $200. He got totally spartacus'ed.

by DeanA006 March 10, 2008

Spuntard

An English dialect most commonly found in California. Hard to understand for non-speakers.

No one understands me because i speak spuntard.

by BGETM November 11, 2009