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Sprounce

The rabbits sprounce about
by BLue FN January 13, 2026
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alfalfa sprouts

When a woman goes down on a unshaven man mane, comes up and kisses the repugnant Y Chromosome individual, and has pubes stuck in between her teeth
AB: "Hey Don, guess what happened to me last night?!"

DB: "What dude?"

AB: "This unruly chick went down on me for 25 minutes and then I realized I didn't trim my man bush until she came up with alfalfa sprouts in her teeth...like floss...gross..."
by Katharsis September 12, 2009
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Hair Sprout

When one decides to shave their head and misses one or spot(s) leaving him/her with areas of longer hair.
Holy crap dude, look at your hair sprout! What did you shave your head in the dark?!
by 976Godless August 14, 2011
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Ball Sprouts

I want to shave off my ball sprouts, but I'm scared I'll cut my balls and my testicles will fall out
by ghostlyt August 4, 2014
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Trusle Sprouts

A projectile originating from the anal orifice of The Truslenator at speeds of up to 69mph!
WARNING!
Theses Trusle Sprouts are covered in Trusle Butter and are highly corrosive!
Oh No, we must run to the top tree and back before The Truslenator covers us with his Trusle Sprouts
by Matty8472 June 21, 2015
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Brussel Sprout Romance

When you eat raw sliced brussel sprouts and wash it down with a few cans of Lager. Then pull up the bed sheets to cover your girlfriends head while she is about to go to sleep. That is Brussel Sprout Romance!
I did find it too funny when he offered to give me a brussel sprout romance
by The Smart Ass June 30, 2015
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sock sprout

When your sock's holes are too big that your leg hair sticks out. Note that the holes are NOT from the sock ripping.
Guy 1: Dude whats on your sock?
Guy 2: I think thats leg hair.
Guy 3: Hey everyone! This guy has a sock sprout!
by Blitz Ashspear June 12, 2017
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