Shizenheimer

A Shit house...

Where is the Shizenheimer, I have to take a shit.

by OGKLINK June 28, 2021

Michael Size

To enlarge or super size your order
original based on a fat Kid desire.

Can i Please Michael size this Hamburger

by JustSimply August 1, 2008

Pumpkin Spice Piss

(PSP) That amazing piss you take after a scrum-diddly-umptious pumpkin spice latte that drains out of your urethra as if it were the blood of Jesus Christ himself. Often has a slight odour Pumpkin Spice.

"Damn Chloe, I can't even!"
"What is it this time, Marlene?"
"I just had the most beautiful Pumpkin Spice Piss, it just drained out like Jesus himself!"

by Nothaunted September 21, 2016

joe smizer

A notorious urban artist whom is respected by everyone. Known for his loyalty, honesty and being a respectable member of the San Fernando Valley Peckerwoods. Knowledgeable and helpful in his ways, he enjoys assisting others in an effort to make others lives easier.

Joe Smizer is a straight pimp, every time he comes by he does stuff around the house to make my life a little bit better.

by Smokey-Joe December 25, 2018

pumpkin spice steamer

When a you pay a sex worker to paint their ass orange, like a pumpkin, then create a brown “stem” for the pumpkin by taking a shit. Then, they subsequently, sit on their client’s lap, imprinting the pumpkin shape on the lap.

Johnny was feeling festive and horny, so he paid a hooker for a pumpkin spice steamer to get in the fall spirit.

by CocoMomo October 18, 2021

Queen Thick Size

The right for when a girl is in between the word Thicc and Fat

Ricky only fucks with Queen Thick Size girls

by WordD4ddy April 30, 2019

National 'Throw Medium Sized People Day'

In response to National Throw Short and Tall people Day, October 23rd is the day where people can throw their friends who are between 5'5" and 5'9" without their consent.

"We'll come for you medium sized people for National 'Throw Medium Sized People Day' is on October 23rd!"

by FabianBabaYaga October 12, 2021