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Shitting thing

n., shit·ting thing

1) The act or process of shitting.
2) A person whom excretes shit.
3) What all animals do.
4) A thing that shits.
5) The elimination of fecal waste through one's anus.
present tense
Bob: Im a shitting thing!

future tense
Joe: Tonight I’m going to be a shitting thing!

Past tence
n00b: Last week I was a shitting thing!

also
bob2: What the fuck? get away from me you shitting thing!
by Is this name used? August 5, 2006
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shitting seven colours

Term used to describe someone who is excessively scared or frightened.
Usually used metaphorically.

Also used in Holland, but translated into Dutch.
"He was shitting seven colours."
(He was very frightened.)
by Kelly December 22, 2004
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spittin' da toof

spitting the fragments of a toothpick that you bit onto the street while walking with your trademark swag after eating at a buffet
Bob: Dude check it out, whats that guy doing?

John: Oh he's spittin' da toof, I'm hungry now, let's get sumthin to eat

Bob: aight, ima spit da toof after, too.
by justjared135 March 24, 2009
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shitting laser beams

When a person eats too much mexican food and upon the time of defecation the subject's feces which is expelled is so extreme and concentrated that the heat is not unlike a "laser-beam".
"Dude let's not eat at Taco Bell, last time I had some I was shitting laser beams,"
by Mr. Kettleman February 13, 2010
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Sitting here till Saturday

1. The condition of waiting for a red light taking way too long before turning green.

2. The agony of being stuck in a traffic jam during the work week on a road that normally flows smoothly except during rush hour.
Spouse: "Tell me you're on your way and will be home in time for dinner."

Commuter: "Sorry, nobody's moving our here. I've been stuck in this parking lot called an Interstate for a half hour already! We'll probably be sitting here till Saturday."
by Commuter on Breeze January 2, 2017
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pants-shitting wasted

1. Intoxicated by alcohol to the point of losing control of the anal sphincter, thereby releasing foul putrescence with such velocity as to ensconce not only one's gitch, but also spill out and permeate the pants.
"A few of us are getting pants-shitting wasted tonight. You should join us in the festivities."

"You wore new pants? Too bad. Guess no one told you we were all getting pants-shitting wasted tonight."
by DJ Fresh D March 18, 2010
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violent shitting

1. The type of bowel movement characterized by extreme noise, wetness, and unbelievable amounts of excrement in a ferocious, high-velocity manner.

2. All of the aforementioned symptoms present, the type of bowel movement that causes one to grunt or yell out in a violent manner, misleading bystanders outside the door or passer-by's to believe you are being murdered or murdering someone in the bathroom with said movement.
Violent shitting makes me so embarrassed when I walk out of the bathroom.
by Warmach21 January 8, 2016
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