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spaghetti math

Math so easy and 'thin' even the babies slurping up the metaphorical spaghetti can comprehend it. just like they can eat the spaghetti. because its easy as fuck to digest.
examples of this include: Further math and any math below 10th grade level.
Person 1 "I got 90% on my last test!" Person 2 "yeah but you do spaghetti math"
by School wizzard March 22, 2017
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Mom's spaghetti

is better than
Dad's ravioli
Grandma's ginocchi
Girlfriend's tortellini
Grandpa's rigatoni
You better lose yourself in ya mom's spaghetti
It's ready
You better never let it go
You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow
'Cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime, yo 🍝
by hotearlgrey June 10, 2021
mugGet the Mom's spaghettimug.

Spaghetti Felcher

(origin) Italian American Male so gay he'd eat spaghetti from Ben Affleck's ass

(modern) Consuming colon macaroni
I don't care how much he can bench, look at his eyebrows... He's a fuckin' spaghetti felcher, I'm telling you
by @ Pope Pesci XVII October 15, 2016
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Spaghetti Cuck

Somebody who likes to watch other people eat their spaghetti
by SlipperyBear February 2, 2018
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Jolly spaghetti

It means that you are someone's comfort.

Jolly spaghetti in one's life is being the rest to one's long and tiring day.
"You are my jolly spaghetti."
"I want you to be my Jolly spaghetti."
by fishymolly08 January 20, 2022
mugGet the Jolly spaghettimug.

Spaghetti Surprise

When you find you have a tapeworm infestation after using the toilet. Instead of a normal lincoln logsets... you see a pile of bloody tapeworms with little poop nuggets that look like meatballs... thus, a spaghetti surprise.
My friend Matt just got back from Mexico and had to go to the hospital after having a spaghetti surprise in the toiler.
by Marky Benjamin June 7, 2010
mugGet the Spaghetti Surprisemug.

Spaghetti fork

Is a sexual act Where a girl Wraps her hair around a penis like spaghetti on a fork
Damn last night my girl gave me a spaghetti fork to get me going
by Spaghettifork April 28, 2020
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