Snowflake

A snowflake is a little bitch that gets offended by anything, even when they say "Its a joke" or "calm the fuck down".

Me: The 9/11 victims were the fastest readers bc they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.

Me: Its a joke btw.
Julissa: Ugh ur so mean and disrespectful. Im so sad rn, look what u did.
Me: Im not disrespectful, u just a snowflake.

by No_Need_4_A_Name October 7, 2020

Snowflake

- a member of the population who rejects facts for conspiracies and if you disagree with them they will throw a tantrum until they get what they want.

- a person who gets angry when people prove them wrong and joins Parler so they can have a safespace from facts.

1: Why did Frank get all angry?

2: Bill informed him that killing a cop while storming the Capitol proves that Frank never cared about Blue Lives or Democracy..
1: oh yeah... Frank is such a snowflake

by TheFolktiersman January 10, 2021

rusty snotlocker

A playful gesture in which one person fingers their asshole with two fingers; ensuring they are well covered with ass crap and proceeds to jam one each shit finger into one each nostril of the nose of one unsuspecting person. It is preferable to use the index & middle fingers and attempt to get third knuckle deep in both the asshole and the nostrils. This is is similar to the dirty nosebleed yet does not result in the recipient having blood poor from their nose (This act is considered much safer).

that beotch at the club dissed me in front of my boyz, so I retreated to the bathroom, stealthily reappeared and gave her a right nice rusty snotlocker....perhaps next time she will think twice before turning my offer of dance down

by Capt Fruit Basket January 26, 2011

wolfish snorlock

Is a jack ass who does not know any thing and try's to act kewl but he's really a bop at heart

Look a that wolfish snorlock across the room stay away from that thing

by thekidwiththehair April 17, 2009

snowflake

A person who is offended by trivial things such as flag burning or a person taking a knee for the national anthem.

The right is full of hypersensitive snowflakes.

by Catty McGee September 25, 2017

snowflake

a unique and special attribute that defines one as strong, independent, and smart being. even with all hatred and discouragement, this being rises above all bc THEY ARE QUEENS/KINGS

look at her go! she’s one thriving snowflake! pop off queen!

by empowermentqueenz August 31, 2020

special snowflake

a Hillary supporter; someone so naive to the issues that they can't comprehend why she lost the election. People that supported Hillary because she made them feel special and unique and valued.

It is ridiculous that these special snowflakes can't fathom why Trump won the election.

by I voted for Trump November 13, 2016