Turkish Smooch

When you and your partner are simultaneously taking a glorious shit on toilets that face each other. Then lovingly make eye contact and embrace in a passionate kiss as you both pass a climactic bowel

Our new toilets have made Turkish Smooches so much more enjoyable.

by Thunderwookie May 15, 2022

snoach

also known as a "snow roach", this term was developed and pocketed by various students at the Monarch School in Heron, Mt.

"Oh my sweet lord, there is a snoach on my pant leg! figures, we're in the Octagonal Room."

by Observer in Montana July 3, 2008

Pickle Smoocher

Supposedly straight men who actually relish watching American Idol

Hey, who else misses American Idol? Not me you pickle smoocher

by Gtnwood June 10, 2008

skooch

1. A bothersome or nagging person.
2. To nag or consistently bother a person

1. He keeps calling me. He's being a total skooch.
2. Sorry to keep skooching, but I really need my Madness CD.

by mangajunky September 5, 2008

smooched the pooch

to do nothing productive; a more polite way of "fucking the dog"

My boss was away so I smooched the pooch.

by Bky April 8, 2007

Snotch

The fluid motion to uppercut a deserving individual from the snatch to the schnoz.

Rachel is being such a cunt. She totally needs to get snotched right now.

by DickSoap November 25, 2010

rusty smooch

the act of 2 persons putting their assholes together, as if they were kissing.

dan wants to rusty smooch with this guy he works with.

hey mike i was wondering if we could rusty smooch? im kinda in the mood

by puckerboxer5000 May 12, 2010