stick shifter

A stick approximately 8 inches long and 3/4 inch in diameter, with a gradual taper at one end of about two inches whose primary function is to replace the index finger actuated shifting mechanism in a planetary rear hub English 3-speed bicycle shifter. The tapered end of is placed between the shifter arm and the rear axle and can be moved up or down to shift the gears.

The shifter cable on the K-mart brand three-speed was frozen from years of non-use, thus requiring a stick shifter for changing gears.

by John Bigboote October 2, 2005

lily sniffer

literal olfactory or figurative interest in the vagina

That lily sniffer could not stop phoning my girlfriend.

by Raymond Van Lienden December 14, 2008

Shifter

One who has a DySfUnCtIoNaL ReLaTiOnShIp WiTh ThEiR ShIfT KeY. They think it's cool. NEWS FLASH: It's not. What, did you skip elemetary school?

Me: Hey. Whats up?
You: NoThInG MuCh. JuSt HaNgIn OuT. YoU?
Me: Ok, no. Here's a dollar. why don't you go buy your dignity back? Nobody likes a Shifter.

by MBequalsHeart November 17, 2005

Ball Sniffer

One whome recieves preasure from sniffing beanbags; Activity frequented by dogs; The unfortunate side affect to the sixty-nine.

That Richard Simmons is a real Ball Sniffer.

by Jak Hammer September 6, 2007

sniffer wet-jet

When a man ejaculates into a woman's nose which causes semen to go into her throat which is then swallowed.

Last night when I was getting a sniffer wet-jet I almost drowned.

by madeNchina December 9, 2008

shnifter

A Poxon-coined phase for a cigarette

Variations:

To shnift: to smoke a cigarette
Shnifting: The act of smoking a shnift
Shnifts/Shnifters: Cigarettes

Q 'Here mate, can i nick a shnifter off you?'
A 'You bastard, you're always nicking my shnifts'

by Richard Bromley May 5, 2006

page sniffer

someone who selects to rent or buy books by the smell of the pages.

Sally was at the library one day roaming the shelves. She would grab a hand full of books and smell the pages. She would only check out books that had the most pleasing smells to the pages so that she could smell them before going to bed. Sally was a class II page sniffer.

by pbrgirl September 23, 2005