Smut Nasty Hoe 

When the door knob falls off because its lifespan was extended to the maximum. Therefore resembling the female whore species. Commonly known as skank with crappy make up jobs who sit on the street to suck penis for money and a life long job. Too bad she has herpes; and the female just doesnt get any worse. (has mileage). Oh yeah, and the extended warranty expired.

-Ew that fag is hanging out with a bunch of extended warranties. Don't they belong in that trash, bro?
-No, bro they live in the trashbikini bottom with spongebob whore pants.

-Ew bro you dont wanna wife her!
-why not?
-because man! that bitch has mileage like a beat up car. shes a smut nasty hoe

Smut Nasty Hoe by classy bitch 69 January 19, 2012

smut snatchin' season or s^3 

the season in which it is available for a man to take a smut (slut) away from another man.

During smut snatchin' season or s^3, Sponge managed to get with 5 girls who were already dating guys.

smut snatchin' season or s^3 by Telly DOEnut March 21, 2009

smut diving 

1) Sticking your penis into the vagina of the skankiest skanks of all skanks

2) Going down on a disgusting hoe

3) Taking the easiest, nasiest hoe you find home

Hey, what did you do this weekend??? I ended up smut diving.

I can't believe I went smut diving agian this weekend.

One of my weekend hobbies is smut diving.

smut diving by smut diver 4 life September 21, 2009

Smut-stumbling

A term describing completely the situation that the question is not "Is there smut," but "When will you stumble upon the mountains of it that exist."

It can be used to describe coming across fan-fiction, or just generally cliche and poorly assembled smut.

I was smut-stumbling the other day and came across the most horrifying fiction to ever filter through my optic nerves.

Smut-stumbling by ManicM February 4, 2010

smut smitty skip skap skallywap 

A term for slut coined by an anonymous interviewee on an episode of the Radio Rookies podcast by NPR titled, “Online “Shaming” A New Level of Cyberbullying For Girls”

“She was the sort of smut smitty skip skap skallywap.”

smut smitty skip skap skallywap by maeinthemiddle January 31, 2023

smut hole burfing 

Smut hole burfing is where someone burfs (throws up) down an outhouse hole.

"I gotta toss my cookies," said Ben after chugging most of a bottle of gin.

Ned directed Ben to the outhouse, where he put one one of the most impressive and explosive displays of smut hole burfing ever seen.

smut hole burfing by scodder May 31, 2010

smut porn 

Smut porn is a type of murder porn and rape porn, which is illegal in most countries, due to many of the victims being real, and being really killed. It is exceptionally blood filled and gorey. Law enforcement agencies across the world are trying to stop this, and are trying to track people who view it and find the people who make it.

The psychopath murderer commonly watched smut porn before he killed his next victim.

smut porn by TwiztidKitten420 December 8, 2015