Smooth Jazz

Apparently, everyone who's put a definition for smooth jazz is an incompetent moron. Smooth jazz requires the same amount of effort and work as any other type of jazz. Smooth jazz is usually more creative and innovative.
Stupid Person: L0l!!!!11!1 smo0the jass iz 4 elavait0rzz!!!11!1 lyzzen 2 sum reel gazz lyke mylezz daivus!!!11!1

Smooth Jazz is just as good as regular jazz.
by Black_Spade August 12, 2008
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smooth dackin

a word originating in rural north texas, easily used in a good or bad/ male or female context.

1. smooth dackin from male to female could mean sexual activity among other things.

2. smooth dackin from male to male usually means doing wrong to them or screwing something up for them in one form or another.

3. just a random statement.
male to female: "hey baby, if you're lucky, i might just give you a smooth dackin."

male to male: "hey fucker, you do that shit one more time i'll give you a smooth dackin"

general statement: (while playing a game of poker, and just lost a big hand) "man, i got the smooth dackin right there!"
by VA bitch April 11, 2005
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Smooth as fuck!

Jokey sarcastic sense: Not smooth at all.
Jimmy knocks down stuff with his arm after falling over a rug, but manages not to fall.
Derek: Smooth as fuck!
Jimmy: I am the smoothness itself! *laughs*
by Meh99 February 6, 2015
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Smooth brain

In recent studies on the media dominating instant messaging platforms like Instagram, I have came to the conclusion that the media can have a negative effect on youth. The media is feeding these youth groups information that results in degrading of the brain. I dub this effect the “smooth brain” effect.
That teenage girl was poisoned by the media and she now suffers from a smooth brain.
by Dr. Wombology March 19, 2022
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smooth fuck

Somebody who is very easily to convince in doin' something for you!
Don't worry about this dealer! He's a smooth fuck on the run! He'll make mistakes and than we have him!
by Jobless; Madness September 14, 2006
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pinkly smooth

Man your pussy's pinkly smooth
by smoth187 October 17, 2008
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Ass-smooth

Description of an object or person who is so slick that it resembles the smoothness of a baby's behind.
"That guy is so ass-smooth" or "This table is ass-smooth!"
by onak September 20, 2009
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