smelinci

having the stench of an Italian person

"Man, that hobo is so smelinci."

by Dos Phallus January 27, 2010

Smiling Commando

When a chick brings it upon herself to wear a very short skirt and no under in public. Often sitting down and flashing her vertical smile to everyone who just happen to glance and smile back.

Guy 1: Dude look at that over there. That bitch over there is totally giving me a smiling commando.

Guy 2: She should've put on some damn underwear. Whore.

Guy 1: Thank God she didn't :D

by DefenderoftheFaith January 7, 2011

Smains

Bar code for John Smiths. A holy liquid guzzled by men mainly over the age of 40.

Barmaid: "what will it be love"
Punter: " pint of Smains....make it a good un"

by ingo bingo googy ghah gah May 8, 2011

saline mixer

Sex act when the male sprays his man juice on a females face athen urinates on her.

I gave diana a saline mixer last night!

by rump destroyer March 4, 2013

smiling caboose

When you take your first finger and middle finger and twist them together like your crossing your fingers, but you straighten them (still crossed) and you stick them in your rectum and uncross them. Enjoy

Last night we were doing in and he gave me a smiling caboose.
Please baby let me smiling caboose you!

by Atomic Shadow & Smil3kills August 25, 2013

Smiling Willy

1. A curved erection.

Damn! That girl gave me a smiling willy!

by oh deary me May 11, 2015

shalindree

someone who thinks she is top of the world but she is not. She likes to think she is the greatest but WRONG!!!! Kind of an asshole that likes to play with all the boys hearts. she is a player. But she cute tho so thats cool

Person A: I'm going to prom with shalindree!
Person B: Wait! Im going to prom with shalindree!!!!
Shalindree: Oops guess I'm going with both!

by xoxoMgirl April 18, 2018