toe slit

i could totally slide my credit card in her toe slit
by jackjackheartattack January 21, 2012
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slit circle

When you and your suicidal friends are standing in a circle and all at once slit each others throats, killing everyone at once.
Me and my friends made a suicide pact and are doing a slit circle tonight.
by Uhhhhhhhhhaley January 13, 2018
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slit slayer

The tools and methodology you use in hotel rooms to prevent the slit of light breaking through their massive blackout curtains.

Some have used safety pins, hair clips, pillows, towels, etc.
“I wedges a chair, a pillow and used a hair clip to prevent the light from seeping into our hotel room at sunrise.”

Baby, you’re the best slit slayer around .
by Alt Linguist January 01, 2018
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Slit flitter

Lightly touching the tip of your tongue on a shaved vagina
Dennis tried so hard to hit Tosha with a slit flitter
by SK Greezy June 10, 2023
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Narrow slit

Man on edge
Got no friends
Turns to a fridge

No trust to lend
He's such a narrow slit
He needs to open up and have some trust
by The Phantom Menace March 29, 2023
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Shit the slit

An odd and peculiar sexual fetish where the woman is on her back and rolls on to her shoulders presenting her pussy to the sky. The man, or woman then steps between her legs into a scissoring position and then proceeds to fire a hot log right into her vagina. This obviously only works if the turd is relatively hard and/or the pussy is extremely loose.
Tammy was feeling overly naughty last night and asked me to shit the slit.
by Go Balls Deep1 August 18, 2023
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