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sideways wiper

n. One who wipes sideways as opposed to the normal manner of up and down. This is a lesser hygienical wipe for your anus.

Sideways wipers are also known as a famous anus.
Paul Dangler is a sideways wiper, Winnipeg's most famous anus.
by The Purple Package December 31, 2007
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Sideways barefoot midget

Ejaculating on a girls face at an angle while putting your foot in her ass
by Weirdwun September 5, 2016
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Sideways

A word, when put in front of any word makes it funny
Dude1:Vagina
Dude2:*crickets
Dude1:Sideways Vagina
Dude2:Haha
by The Rob McCormick March 10, 2008
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sideways

A more painful way of telling some fool to "shove it."
BITCH, y'all can shove that broomstick up your ass ... SIDEWAYS!
by Drillz May 20, 2003
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Sideways Buddha

1. When there isn't sufficient room to contain your upright buddha, forcing it to be turned sideways.

2. Trying to get past an unpleasantly large person, usually forcing you to turn sideways to slide past.
1. "Dude it's a buddha car light, plug it in!"

"It won't fit cause your car's retarded."

"Turn it sideways, then it can be a sideways buddha!"

2. "Man, i had to sideways buddha that guy he was so big. I didn't think i was gonna make it."
by MaryPoppinsOffendsMe August 17, 2010
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sittin sideways

To drift a car while doing a fatty burnout. The back end of the car swings out until the car is moving sideways.

If this is not performed fast enough the car will roll onto two wheels and sit for a second before it comes down (or rolls over). This is also known as sittin sideways.
On sunday nights you will find me sittin sideways at the old lot.
by zero06201 November 3, 2007
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Sidewaysthunderclap

Is to fart on to a females face while she is sleeping and is lying on her side then loudly clap your hands in her ear she will wake up in complete fear and distress only to then smell the rancid odor floating around her face.
Should only be done after a trip to taco bell or Fajita night.
John: I gave my Wife the old Sidewaysthunderclap the other week she got up and left with the kids and the dog haven't seen her since

Mike: Yea same thing happened to one of my friends few months back why cant bitches learn to take a joke.
by joeeking August 6, 2014
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