The Paper Shreds

Small, painful paper cuts one recieves from the act of sexual intercourse with a book, or magazine.

synonym- The Shreds

(7:25:26 PM) Andrew: you read me like a book
(7:25:38 PM) Adam: i fucked your mom like a book
(7:25:50 PM) Andrew: u didn't get the paper shreds did you???

by Wallnerboy October 30, 2007

Shredded balls

Am insult, used to poke fun of someone.

You’re the worst, Frank. You have such shredded balls.

by bleedbleed January 21, 2021

Down tuned jazz shred metal

Romance and Rebellion

That is our genre of music, Down tuned jazz shred metal- Alecsandr James (The Guitarist)

by THEREYNOLDSPAMPHLET December 30, 2018

shredded

When your emotions, or physical advances are completely rejected, ignored, and/or obliterated by the intended recipient

"Hi. Vanessa, I think love you"
"DUDE, does this shirt make my tiny breasts look weird?" *SHREDDED*
"Ohp"

"Hi. You look beautiful today Vanessa"
"Thanks!" *SHREDDED*

"Hi. Vanessa you want to go do something fun today??"
"Bro, got to be home before curfew" *SHREDDED*

by Sawyer66 January 4, 2019

Shredded bread

Shredded bread refers to pasta or noodles. Because the process of making its like bread! But they just shredded it to call it noodles or pasta !

I would like to have some shredded cheese with my shredded bread please!

by PEGU1NPIE April 10, 2022

Shredding Beef

The act of shredding one's vagina.

Joe: Did you go home with that chick last night?

Murr: Oh yeah bro, I was shredding beef all night!

by kevhat September 29, 2014

Shred

A session associated with Longboarding (Normally at very high speeds)

"Yo, Dave! Wanna shred tonight?!
"'Course, Dude!"

by Lokick September 27, 2015