Shrekking

The act of putting two stalks of celery up your ass then a piece of broccoli in your mouth, and doing a handstand.

Sarah: "Oh my god david tried Shrekking with me last night, it was SO hot!"
Virginia: "Oh my god babes im like SO Jealous!!"

by DundeiEh March 30, 2024

shedging

The act of shitting then proceeding to suck it back and forth through your butthole in erotic fashion.

I’m shedging my shit and it feels so good!

by GoonLord420 April 26, 2024

Shrödingers opinion

A shrödingers opinion is an opinion that may or may not be ironic or not serious. The true meaning of a shrödingers opinion is unknown until you confront the person who uttered it.

Individuals who use shrödingers opinions are usually socially handicapped and cannot read the room therefore having to rely on the safety net that is a shrödingers opinion to avoid any disagreement at all costs.

Joe: “Man, I love this song”
Bob: “what? I don’t like it at all”
Joe: “bro, don’t you understand irony?
Bob: “you all ways fucking do this”

Joe has a Shrödingers opinion.
Bob finds this out the hard way.

by Bunbun437 May 5, 2024

Shreving

When a male subject has mad motion with large, overweight women.

My boy Caleb is shreving it! Look at him go!

by Crakmyshi January 23, 2026

Shrodingers larp

A person who doesnt larp but larps being a larper making them both not a larp and a larp at the same time

"Im larping Jujutsu Kaisen rn"
"But youve watched the show" "yeah but im larping being a larper" "what a shrodingers larp"

by Matt (super tuff btw) March 18, 2026

shregging

when you goon after having fun with yourself, specifically to a picture or video of Shrek

"I am shregging right now"

by SIGMA SHREK March 12, 2025

shredliness

condition or state of being shredly, messiness, slovenliness
of weak character or moral fiber

Richardd's lack of personal hygiene is a clear indication of his shredliness.
Richardd's room is always dirty. He lives in a constant dtate of shredliness.

by tromba March 18, 2025