Dick Shredded

When you get a blow-job from someone with braces
Man I just got my dick shredded by Ke-ke.
by Redberry September 10, 2018
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Shred d

To dance on the dance floor.

derived from the term "tearing up the dance floor"
People dance so hard that they shred the floor to pieces.
"Where do you wanna go out tonight"
--"Don't care where we go, I just wanna shred D"
by Damiqua January 14, 2011
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The Paper Shreds

Small, painful paper cuts one recieves from the act of sexual intercourse with a book, or magazine.

synonym- The Shreds
(7:25:26 PM) Andrew: you read me like a book
(7:25:38 PM) Adam: i fucked your mom like a book
(7:25:50 PM) Andrew: u didn't get the paper shreds did you???
by Wallnerboy October 15, 2007
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Load shredding

Load Shredding is when you have Load Shedding in your area and can't work. So you rack up your mountain bike to go "Load Shredding"
Hi dude, seeing that we can't work due to Load shedding, let's get our bikes and go Load Shredding!
by Munchk1n March 04, 2022
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Load Shredding

When you're working from home, and you have Stage 6 "Load Shedding", so you can't work because your laptop dies and your internet connection drops. So you grab yout mountain bike and go "Load Shredding"
Work colleague: "Hey man, power's been off since 10am, and load shedding is scheduled till 4pm, what you up to"
Me: "Yeah Bro same, I've already racked up my bike, gonna go hit the trails and do some 'Load Shredding'"
Work Colleague: "Yeah ma, meet you there."
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Shredded baerf

What bitches become when they keep crossing the evocative lines that lie clearly infront of their blind ๐“ธ๐“ณ๐“ธ๐“ผ ๐“ญ๐“ฎ ๐“ถ๐“ฒ๐“ฎ๐“ป๐“ญ๐“ช; pancake faced Britzada.
"bitches tryna turn into shredded baerf over here!"
by Yumyumsaucy July 11, 2022
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Shredding Weight

What are you talking About? You're shredding weight with that 21 day fix.
by Gaza the kazan April 25, 2015
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