Shlump

The feeling or state in which you feel Comfortable, Cozy, and feel like you could just flop over and lie there forever.

Dom-Human: I'm feeling pretty Shlump, not sure 'bout you.
Sub-Human: I feel like flopping onto the ground, and taking a snooze. I'm so comfortable!

Carson: I'm really Plumped Shlump right now

by VirginLoser69 June 23, 2020

Shlumpa

Sleep

I'm about to go shlumpa

by Dortyy June 24, 2020

shlumpy

Just a sort of shlump there is no way to define just shlump

You are just very shlumpy.

by I am a _ sexy _ beast November 14, 2020

Shlumpy

Shlumpy just shlumpy

You are very shlumpy.

by I am a _ sexy _ beast November 14, 2020

Shlum

1. /noun/
A person spiraling downward in a constant state of exponential douchebaggery while being utterly

unaware of their negative impact on themselves, others, and/or with anything they interact.

2. /verb/

Manifesting a progressively chronic and potentially fatal inability to accomplish "Big Things" or achieve "Gains."

3. /adj/
Being in a current state of ruin with no means to escape. Also known as being "Hit."

What a shlum!

He'll never be able to figure it out, he's a shlum!

Don't shlum it all up for everyone!

He's a shlum of a man!

by Drewrdyh November 21, 2020

shnuger

A dog that is 7 years old and has long ears. ( you pronounce it sh-new-gr)

My dog is sooo a shnuger

by Bootyfart.101 November 24, 2020

shnuger

A dog that 7 year old and has long ears. ( you pronounce it sh-new-gr

My dog is sooooo a shnuger

by Bootyfart.101 November 24, 2020