shittin' kittens

verb

1) To be amazed at an event, usually appalled or disgusted by it.

2) To find yourself in a strange or frightening situation.

1) When Jenny gave me a blumpkin I started shittin' kittens. (pardon the pun).


2) I was shittin' kittens when the cop asked if I had any yay.

by Matth March 3, 2004

shitting niggers

A term of distress, usually said for shock value when you're mad.

My mom was shitting niggers when she found the pot stash in my bedroom.

by sanesandwich September 8, 2007

shitting in my cornbread

Questioning someone's seriousness

Are you shitting in my cornbread?

by josh wilson December 6, 2006

shitting the couch

When someone does something to ruin or lessen the fun of a night out.

"Man, Adam is really shitting the couch because he brought his girlfriend along tonight."

by GucciManeDaFlip February 15, 2010

Shitons

Noun (plural). A particularly obnoxious group of people who generally are despised by another person or group, such as in-laws by a husband or wife. A contraction of "shit on" as their behavior is woefully destructive.

Dad was out watering the lawn when he saw the Buick Roadmaster stationwagon round the corner with Aunt Midge at the wheel, bellowing at her brood of brats in back, who were engaged in some kind of wrestling match.

"The shitons are coming!" he warned.

by Tummy AuGratin February 28, 2006

shittin ice cream

to describe someone who is full of themself, conceited, arrogant, thinks they're perfect ect. especially when they shouldnt be.

look at that guy struttin around this block acting like he owns it. man hes touching himself too. he must thing hes shittin ice cream

by jsizzle and matt lizzle lol July 14, 2008

Shitten

The rarest most awesomest form of a kitten... a shitten.

Hey, I have a pet shitten.

by Shanzo January 2, 2005